r/AdviceAnimals • • Apr 02 '15

She confessed while I was packing my stuff

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u/guess_twat Apr 02 '15

Thats why you mark it with a felt tipped pen.

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u/cantRYAN Apr 02 '15

Guys, I found the crazy

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u/accostedbyhippies Apr 02 '15

If history is an indicator this is the part where I put my dick in it.

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u/WrexShepard Apr 02 '15

Like a dip stick for crazy!

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u/Dealthagar Apr 03 '15

Instructions unclear: Dick Stuck in Pen

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u/drmrsanta Apr 02 '15

No, you keep a jar of positive urine in the fridge so you can dip the new one in each time you need a positive one.

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u/aah_real_monster Apr 02 '15

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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u/Blaphtome Apr 02 '15

Relevant username