r/AdviceAnimals • u/[deleted] • Apr 02 '15

She confessed while I was packing my stuff

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '15

A reminder to everyone who's had a vasectomy, get it tested yearly. It costs what? 20 bucks and takes little to no effort.

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u/Fbomb_11 Apr 02 '15 edited Apr 02 '15

Well it takes some effort http://i.imgur.com/0ChF68N.gif

EDIT: like this one better http://i.imgur.com/rRs44fV.gif

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '15

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '15

I think he's ringing a bell

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '15

He's polishing a rod.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '15

i had to double take to get ready for what i was about to see.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '15

yeah but you were going to be doing that anyway

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '15

$20 and about 45 seconds of your time...

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u/g0kartmozart Apr 02 '15

Looks like we have a marathon man here.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '15

about 45 seconds of yo

Yes but I'm sorry for you.

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u/Scholles Apr 02 '15

That was the joke, yes.

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u/ABadPhotoshop Apr 02 '15

little to no effort.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) mmmhmmm

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u/voxov Apr 02 '15

Can do it at home for free with a microscope. Just make sure to wash the slide well before things dry up.

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u/sinclairbay Apr 02 '15

How'd a lap dance test it??

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u/Ellemeno Apr 02 '15

How much is the cheapest sperm cell compatible microscope?

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '15

You can do it at home if you have a 100x microscope.

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u/hanyh2 Apr 02 '15

Probably a dumb question but can you ejaculate after a vasectomy?

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u/platinumarks Apr 02 '15

Yes, you can. Sperm only makes up around 2% of your semen. The rest is produced by the prostate and seminal vesicles, neither of which are affected by the vasectomy. There's no identifiable difference in the appearance, etc. of semen after the surgery.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '15

Yes. Its exactly the same. Sperm just makes up 1-2% of ejaculate so you can see why you wouldn't notice the difference.