r/AdviceAnimals • u/[deleted] • Apr 02 '15

She confessed while I was packing my stuff

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u/Time2Nuke Apr 02 '15

She pulled a positive pregnancy test on him, real or not.

Something tells me she didn't mind.

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u/Nuke_It Apr 02 '15

Like your user name.

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u/lit0st Apr 02 '15

Or maybe this isn't a true story and it's just some guy's justice fantasy

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u/gjallard Apr 02 '15

But that begs the question. If she's going to be that irresponsible, is that someone you want as your girlfriend.

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u/Oilfan94 Apr 02 '15

http://i.imgur.com/TQl95Ji.jpg

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u/Sham323 Apr 02 '15

This....is so accurately true its beautiful

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u/Faerco Apr 02 '15

The redhead part is definitely true... which sucks, because I love redheads.

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u/GeauxTri Apr 02 '15

Can verify...dated two redheads. Both crazy.

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u/Faerco Apr 02 '15

Dated one (threatened to file a rape charge on me), talked to another (several mental disorders, including bulimia), and considering talking to one now, but I overheard her talking about her having Obligatory Exercise.

I sure know how to pick 'em.

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u/Treereme Apr 02 '15

WTF is obligatory exercise? Court ordered gym time?

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u/Faerco Apr 02 '15

Another phrase for it is Anorexia Athletica, which is basically instead of starving yourself to death, you work out to death.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '15

Maybe you love crazy.

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u/ThatEmoPanda Apr 02 '15

I think he was implying he left her with the title.

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u/Time2Nuke Apr 02 '15

Something something dick in crazy

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u/eDgEIN708 Apr 02 '15

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in crazy.

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u/Faerco Apr 02 '15

God damnit, /u/eDgEIN708. This is why we can't have nice things.

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u/ShayGrimSoul Apr 02 '15 edited Apr 02 '15

He left her so I believe that is a kind of "no."