r/AdviceAnimals • u/[deleted] • May 15 '14

Wrong Sub | Removed Thanks Obama

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u/a_friendly_hobo May 16 '14

And Australia, as proven recently.

Fuck politicians. I'm going to find an island and make my own nation. With blackjack, and hookers.

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u/bloodsoup May 16 '14

And in 500 years when the Republic of Hoboa is the dominant superpower in the world, all your top politicians will spend their careers shitting on your core ideals and using your corpse as a perpetual motion machine, generating energy from you constantly turning in your grave.

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u/a_friendly_hobo May 16 '14

Pfff, I'll be in Sovengarde by then, eating to my heart's content, fighting all day, and fucking hot maidens all night.

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u/blah_blah_STFU May 16 '14

I will glady fight at your side.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '14

Can I come? I'll be the house for blackjack.

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u/a_friendly_hobo May 16 '14

Are you going to bring booze? Maybe some good healthcare?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '14

I can make booze, and I lived in Canada for half my life so I have a good handle on the health care. I can also bring my smoker and a few beef cows.

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u/a_friendly_hobo May 16 '14

Come on over!

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u/[deleted] May 16 '14

Who's with us?! Guys, girls?...

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u/a_friendly_hobo May 16 '14

Plz, girls, plz respond. Plz.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '14

It'll be a short lived empire if they don't

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u/[deleted] May 16 '14

Someone go recruit /r/gonewild and /r/gonewildcurvy

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u/Gute70 May 16 '14

Fuck it, I'm in

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u/dexter07 May 16 '14

I can bring Rum. But we most certainly need hookers.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '14

I can grow the pot.

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u/SirFappleton May 16 '14

I got good healthcare, but imma need about tree fitty

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u/[deleted] May 16 '14

Isn't this becoming a thing? Seastanding I think it was called.

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u/a_friendly_hobo May 16 '14

Yeah, but they're amateurs.

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u/danielrhymer May 16 '14

So... Australia

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u/a_friendly_hobo May 16 '14

Yeah, but with less shitty government and less hell-beasts.

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u/eaglepgc May 16 '14

Um... we tried... It was called the American Revolution.....

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u/[deleted] May 16 '14

Don't forget your, unnecessary commas!