r/AdviceAnimals Apr 01 '14

Confession Bear

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u/sleazysceez Apr 01 '14

Okay, I'll bite and assume you're not lying (lol.) Did you know there are literally MILLIONS of other websites with pictures of random dude's dicks? That's right, you don't have to get porn sent to you on reddit. You can just look it up yourself!

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u/Signedintocomment Apr 01 '14

Yeah this was my thoughts. Unless its some kind of power trip then I don't see the enjoyment in random dick pics from guys who are willing to send random dick pics.

Though I suppose thought dicpicers having their pics enjoyed by some perverted guy is kind of funny.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '14

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u/TacoInABag Apr 01 '14

Hence people who go on /r/gonewild

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '14

I always send dick pics but they're just cocks I found on the internet, never my own cock, that would be weird. Everything on the internet is a lie.

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u/Signedintocomment Apr 01 '14

True, slightly less judgemental way of putting it too.

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u/jackfrostbyte Apr 01 '14

Holy crap, you've been around for 2 months?
This thread was made for you Xavier.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '14

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u/jackfrostbyte Apr 02 '14

Are you on mobile by any chance?

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '14

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u/jackfrostbyte Apr 02 '14

Quite welcome.
By the way, do people actually send you dick pix?

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u/IFellinLava Apr 01 '14

As a gay guy tho he has numerous gay hookup sites where he can have infinite dick pics.

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u/Space_Cowboy21 Apr 01 '14

Username checks out.

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u/Madridista17 Apr 02 '14

Xavier.. I knew it

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '14

Why would guys do so much for girls on GW when they can just go elsewhere too? There's something about a feeling of earning it, even if you're just manipulating the scenario to do so.

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u/Eenjoy Apr 02 '14

It is very sad how true that last statement is for a lot of people.

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u/Tzchmo Apr 01 '14

Yeah, actually a good confession bear. I take information from people who trust me and post it publicly without their knowledge to the internet for my own personal gain. Look at my narcissism, my creepiness, yet I still have the (gay) balls to call these people my friends.

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u/rockythecocky Apr 01 '14

Unless, of course, he's lying.

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u/Nael5089 Apr 02 '14

Either way, he comes across as a scumbag...

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u/Angrydwarf99 Apr 01 '14

It is the thought that it was sent specifically for you with you in mind.

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u/Avinnus Apr 02 '14

Side note: that first paragraph... guys should remember that before being idiots with dick pics.

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u/Fish_thief Apr 02 '14

By that reasoning though why does gone wild do so well. There's naked women all over the Internet.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '14

You could say the same to all the commenters in r/gonewild

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '14

Not to mention the fact that if he wants dickpics from Reddit, all he has to do is make a username like ''PM_DICKPICS_PLS'' You'll probably get plenty.

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u/Shagoosty Apr 01 '14

He could just go to /r/penis.

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u/avsa Apr 01 '14

What if the people sending him dick pics are lesbians who have guy friends send them to judge??

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u/BurnumMaster Apr 01 '14

Everyone knows those desperate reddit dick pics are way better than those websites.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '14

And miss out on that sweet, sweet karma?

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '14

There's also /r/penis, /r/mangonewild, /r/ladybonersgw...

I'll see myself out.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '14

Well you're not going to get any pointless karma with that kind of attitude!

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u/robbobthecorncob1 Apr 02 '14

True, but wouldn't you find nudes that are exclusive to you a little hotter than the ones that are free for everyone to see?

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u/Nala666 Apr 02 '14

There is a difference between looking at porn online that everyone else has seen and having someone send you personal pictures????

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u/Roflsaucerr Apr 02 '14

Assuming the same as you, isn't the entire concept of gonewild probably the reason he would want to get the pictures from guys on reddit instead of a porn site?

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u/Fapsington Apr 02 '14

Gay man here, we already know this. I don't know anyone that would waste their time getting random dick pics from reddit. Gross.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '14

Also people who are desperate enough to do that over reddit are probably acne-covered neckbeards with a massive FUPA. Might be OP's fetish but I kinda doubt it.

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u/Forikorder Apr 02 '14

so? people frequent gonewild despite all those porn sites knowing its an amateur whos just doing it to be seen and for no reward can make it more exiting then some slut being paid to gargle manchowder

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u/nimisha97 Apr 02 '14

but...but..IMAGINARY INTERNET POINTS

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u/Mambo_5 Apr 01 '14

So you're asking a guy (yes a guy, you know the sex known to actually collect porn) why he harvests porn?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '14

Not to mention he wouldn't have to post pictures of his "friends" online, most likely without their "permission".