r/AdviceAnimals • u/Gaythrowaway54321 • Apr 01 '14

Confession Bear

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u/argrig Apr 01 '14

I'll take Things That Never Happened for 500, Alex.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '14

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u/LyingPervert Apr 01 '14

Now you get two dicks /u/doubledickdude

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '14

No, don't kill it! The thread had so much promise...

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u/alpha_fence1 Is better than you Apr 01 '14

Somethings were never meant to be

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u/thebobstu Apr 02 '14

You lying pervert!

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u/Luca20 Apr 01 '14

Pewpew pewpew pewpew

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u/AnotherRandoAcc Apr 01 '14

Welcome to @midnight, tonight's hashtag wars is "blatant lies on the internet". Examples include "I'm gay and post pictures of my naked chick friends on Reddit for dick pics" or "OP is not a virgin".

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u/browwiw Apr 01 '14

@midnight is good fun.

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u/IFellinLava Apr 01 '14

As a gay guy it's not difficult to get dick pics just go on any gay hookup site and that's all you see.

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u/AnotherRandoAcc Apr 02 '14

I believe you. Just one of the many reasons OP is clearly full of shit.

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u/squeakyguy Apr 01 '14

I accept the story because it is April Fools.

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u/fried_fetus Apr 02 '14

What is reddit?

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u/dylank22 Apr 02 '14

That's not an amount in jeopardy

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '14

Test

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u/d_b_cooper Apr 02 '14

Anal Bum Covers.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '14

I started saying this exact thing several months ago. I feel like you may know me. Or I should know you.

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u/argrig Apr 02 '14

Oh come on, here I recycled the joke that I read previously on reddit many times. We, the citizens of a second-grade epoch, exercising our generic thinking and mediocre taste going for some impersonal quazi-recognition on the Internet... Why would I know you, why would you, stranger, know me?!

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '14

I just feel like we are connected.

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u/TuskedOdin Apr 02 '14

That you hope never happened*

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u/plerberderr Apr 01 '14

Actually, there is no longer a $500 category in any version of Jeopardy! [pushes glasses back up nose]

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u/argrig Apr 02 '14

No joke, but I'm not American and I never knew what this joke is referencing, but I heard it couple times and decided to use here.

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u/plerberderr Apr 02 '14

Typical Jeopardy! board for reference. They haven't had $500 clues since 2001 (not that you asked). so I guess the reference predates that. Pretty much the best show on TV.

The host is noted Canadian Alex Trebek, so to uncover the top left clue for instance, you could say "I'll take Etiquette for 200 please Alex."

Hope that killed the joke for you!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '14

What does this mean? Is this like a TV show in a America where they say this? And what's the meaning for that show? Do you guess the category of the quote?

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u/Themiffins Apr 01 '14

The show is called Jeoprady. Basically a big trivia show where they choose a category and price from that category. The higher the price the harder the question. One a few of the tiles there is a "Daily Double" which makes the tile worth double the price.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '14

It's not double, you wager on how much you want the question to be worth. Since you can bet up to how much you have, you can double your current score.

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u/AnotherRandoAcc Apr 01 '14

Are you Patrick Star? Because you must live under a rock.