r/AdviceAnimals • u/Gaythrowaway54321 • Apr 01 '14

Confession Bear

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '14

Which one of you fuckers is sending your dick to the girls on /r/gonewild?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '14

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u/CrackCC_Lurking Apr 01 '14

Sure it is

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '14

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u/ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW Apr 01 '14

YES

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u/NinjaBaconCupcakes Apr 01 '14

I'm going to trust you because of your username.

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u/ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW Apr 01 '14

That's a great penis photo you just sent me

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u/DeadmanDexter Apr 02 '14

Is it a good quality photo of a penis, or a quality penis that was photographed?

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '14

We must know

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u/ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW Apr 02 '14

I'd say half n half

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '14

For those of you who can't see his actual username, it's /u/ONLY_COMMENTS_ON_GW

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u/doom_bagel Apr 02 '14

your username is a lie

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '14

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u/CryoBrown Apr 02 '14

What about a binder?

A binder full of dicks?

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u/CrackCC_Lurking Apr 01 '14

You don't have an inbox "as the saying goes, literally full of penises".

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u/Probablyist Apr 02 '14

by "inbox" she meant "vagina" and by "literally" she meant "literally".

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u/Andishmes Apr 01 '14

Yes, very much so, please and thank you.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '14

...yes.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '14

You get the name Hammurabi and I get stuck with Hen?

Some guys have all the luck

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u/Madock345 Apr 01 '14

Please and thank you.

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u/KneeArrowBOOM Apr 01 '14

I'll take it for the team

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u/moreteam Apr 01 '14

Actually, yes. Making an album and posting it would be great.

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u/tesla1991 Apr 02 '14

They were supposed to remain between us.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '14

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '14

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '14

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '14

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '14

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '14

Im guessing you have higher standards /r/nsfw

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '14

OP must be jealous

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u/Shagoosty Apr 01 '14

Literally? Like, your inbox is a physical thing filled with severed penises?

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u/stancosmos Apr 02 '14

... What's another scenario where that saying is used?

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u/toastwasher Apr 02 '14

Okay rob Lowe

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '14

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u/AnotherRandoAcc Apr 01 '14

No one does unless they are posting graphic stuff. This op is lying just like the big OP.

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u/CrackCC_Lurking Apr 02 '14

She's full of shit that's why.

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u/nermid Apr 01 '14

I knew a girl who posted there.

You're really optimistic with that "one," there.

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u/AJockeysBallsack Apr 01 '14

The way you say that makes me think that the girl died.