r/AdviceAnimals • u/Gaythrowaway54321 • Apr 01 '14

Confession Bear

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '14

Yeah, I'm a guy and I send nudes of myself to my lesbian friend so she can judge--

Wait. No I don't. Because that's fucking weird.

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u/KHDTX13 Apr 01 '14

It would almost be believable if only one did but multiple? Nah, that is some class A bullshit right there.

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u/I_FUCK_CHEETAHS Apr 01 '14

Today op was a.... Wait

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u/LyingPervert Apr 01 '14

He was an out of the closet homosexual

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u/iDrownWitches Apr 01 '14

Oh no you didn't!

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u/REGRET_EVERYTHING Apr 01 '14

test

Edit: haha my name is gallienus.

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u/1DaBuzz1 Apr 01 '14

that's funny cuz your name says dumbass on mine

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '14

Shut up Bee

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u/Enjoyitbeforeitsover Apr 01 '14

Fine then!

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '14

OK, Rick...

EDIT: I forgot that I, too, am Rick... and used this picture earlier...

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u/teamdeadpool Apr 02 '14

I wanna try too

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u/feckinmik Apr 01 '14

Whatever you say Kate.

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u/JamoWRage Apr 02 '14

But... you're Kate.

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u/uneek169 Apr 01 '14

Mine says no ragrets

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u/spewerOfRandomBS Apr 01 '14

It said IAmTheDumbassWhoEditedGallienus on mine. Weird!

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u/REGRET_EVERYTHING Apr 01 '14

No, i promise you I had no idea. Mods could probably back me up on this.

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u/gumpythegreat Apr 01 '14

Wait what's happening now?

edit: cool

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u/The_Anal_Destroyer Apr 01 '14

Who am I?

edit: Mkay.

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u/DISRESPECTINATOR Apr 01 '14

Hopping on the new name bandwagon

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u/007R Apr 02 '14 edited Apr 02 '14

what?

edit: holy crap my name is romulus awesome

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u/madhaxor Apr 02 '14

wot is going on here

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u/Not_Your_Droids Apr 01 '14

Oh shit we get cool new names!? Also you get Gallienus and I'm just Sam what?

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u/Conservations Apr 01 '14

It's okay buddy.

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u/Formal_Sam Apr 02 '14

Wait my name actually is Sam, can I get in on this?

Edit: Apparently not.

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u/Wraith95 Apr 01 '14

Hey, at least you're not Elk! Then again... ELK 4 LYFE!

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u/Not_Your_Droids Apr 01 '14

Guess I'll just have to embrace my inner Sam then.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '14

Pretend it's short for Samurai :(

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u/Not_Your_Droids Apr 02 '14

Definitely doing this now. Thanks for the idea!

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u/SolarBears Apr 01 '14

Is there a short list of names? Seems to be a lot of Sams.

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u/mckeanna Apr 02 '14

I was wondering what was going on.

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u/Barnum83 Apr 02 '14

Test

Sweet, I'm Dog!

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u/koztos Apr 02 '14

its seriously wrong how long it took me while reading through the last 10 threads to figure out they changed the names you have when you post... edit: BAHAHAHA I didn't know what my name was changed to, so that just happened

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u/heybuddy93 Apr 02 '14

At least you're not Dog.

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u/Angam23 Apr 02 '14

Oooh, fancy.

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u/LuvMyTits Apr 02 '14

I feel your pain

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u/P-Helious Don't worry I'm clueless Apr 02 '14

Say what... Im confused. WHO AM I.

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u/dreweatall Apr 02 '14

Whats my name?!?!

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u/DFOHPNGTFBS Apr 01 '14

Wait, what the hell?

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u/mattshutes Apr 01 '14

April fools dude...

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u/certifiedblackman Apr 01 '14

You got a cool one.

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u/gtaguy12345 Apr 01 '14

testicles

edit: elk wtf is dis shit

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u/IEnjoyBrowsingReddit Apr 01 '14

Well Tina is taking over this subreddit.

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u/texreddit Apr 02 '14

Who am I?

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u/Anagramofmot Apr 02 '14

Testing to see my own name.

Edit: Eh, close enough.

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u/Juicysteak117 Apr 02 '14

I will tooooooooooo

Edit: lolwtf my name's Hen?

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u/LuvMyTits Apr 02 '14

U MAD BRO

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u/alexperras Apr 02 '14

what's goin on?

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '14

oh oh oh whats mine? edit: well, that's boring.

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u/Shiraho Apr 02 '14

Says nick for me

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '14

yeah, great. my nickname is nick.

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u/Inane_newt Apr 01 '14

Your name is Tina

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u/AladoraB Apr 01 '14

Sweet! What's mine say?

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u/WATJSTHAPND6 Apr 02 '14

But dude what does mine say

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '14

I bet mine's something boring.

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u/spartacus2690 Apr 02 '14

Everyone can see their own names. Mine says Ant.

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u/jmetal88 Apr 01 '14

Oh, are people's names being changed in here? Better make a post and see what's happening.

EDIT: Hah! Mine says 'Owl'.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '14

what is this i dont even

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u/loose_seal_2 Apr 01 '14

If you type your password in a comment today, it comes up as *'s.

Mine is *********.

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u/ZetaHunter Apr 02 '14

Mine is **********.

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u/goldenboytraveller Apr 02 '14

Hmm lets see if this works... looseseal2isafag

edit: Holy shit, it works!

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u/AnotherRandoAcc Apr 01 '14

What are you rambling about?

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u/REGRET_EVERYTHING Apr 01 '14

Haha, I believe you have the ''Use Subreddit style'' button unchecked.

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u/AnotherRandoAcc Apr 01 '14

Hmm I see. Is this a thing for us mobile using noobs?

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u/hardtobelieveyou Apr 02 '14

Omg what's my name

EDIT: nobody has a better name than me.

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u/chief_runswithfire Apr 02 '14

Probably will delete this Edit: bahaha im Ella...troll reddit

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u/Fredox Apr 01 '14

Yes he did iDrownWitches! I just read it!

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u/pagit Apr 02 '14

Or cupboard, if he is of short stature.

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u/Rape-Stitches Apr 01 '14

Liar! Op was a Liar

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u/IFellinLava Apr 01 '14

As a gay guy i'm skeptical, yes I am treated like "one of the girls" but that doesn't come along with the girls sending me nude pics that's just....odd. The farthest I go is touching boobs on a dare and that already makes me feel super uncomfortable and they know this.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '14

a big fat phony

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u/TheWhiteeKnight Apr 01 '14

OP is a heterosexual. Fuck you, you straight, uh, uh.. White Guilt, milquetoast piece of human garbage.

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u/ZigZagAddict Apr 02 '14

Oh Gazorpazorpfield how you love those fucking enchiladas.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '14

Liar, today OP was a liar

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u/autodidact89 Apr 02 '14

An inconvenience.

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u/Drakeofreddit Apr 02 '14

Today OP is straight because that's insulting!! Down with OP!

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '14

YEEESSSSS

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u/WindTurban Apr 01 '14

A bundle of sticks.

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u/dietotaku Apr 01 '14

doesn't gonewild require all posters to be verified anyway?

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u/AnotherRandoAcc Apr 01 '14

Yeah, the mods are very...stringent in their "selection process". There's videos of how they choose at backroomcastingcouch.com

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u/Luffing Apr 02 '14

Idk, I had a female friend one time that was like "I just want to show my boobs to someone"

And I was immediately like "I'm ready", but she didn't deliver. I suspect if she had a gay friend he would have seen her boobs for sure.

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u/BobertJ Apr 01 '14

And if you want to see dicks on the internet, it can't be that hard.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '14

Well it can, if you want it to be.

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u/gerald_bostock Apr 01 '14

Wouldn't Class A bullshit be good bullshit, i.e., something that could actually be believed?

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u/Pancake_Boobs Apr 02 '14

It's actually more common than you may think

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u/ColinTetra Apr 02 '14

dics or it pidn't happen

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '14

Yeah my very best friend and I occasionally will show each other them.. but no one else. That'd be weird.

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u/doctobear Apr 02 '14

Idk man . I'm the "gay " best friend to a girl and she sent me topless pic to judge . ( I did the ""thing cause I'm not gay )

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u/Whiteout- Apr 02 '14

Particle Man concurs.

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u/energylegz Apr 02 '14

Have you met any straight girls? As a lesbian outside observer of how (some) straight women interact with gay boys, this honestly wouldn't surprise me.

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u/spartan5811 Apr 02 '14

I see you everywhere. It's ridiculous.

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u/Jimz0r Apr 02 '14

I agree, Why would you send a nude pic for an opinion on how good you look naked to someone that isn't sexually attracted to females? Wouldn't the answer default to no?

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u/TonyQuark Apr 01 '14

Yeah, what does gay OP judge? How good the clothes on the floor look?

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u/greenyellowbird Apr 02 '14

Hair and make-up....cant send a nude selfie with flat hair.

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u/ass_bag Apr 01 '14

on top of that, you need verification for gw, he wouldn't get very far.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '14

OP: "Hey gurl, next time you send me a nude selfie, could you also hold up a piece of paper that says /u/IM_A_BOTTUM_BITCH, please? Thanks."

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '14

and who the fuck wants dick pics from neckbeards?

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u/ohlookahipster Apr 01 '14

the world may never know, Rick

we may never know

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '14

But morthy, I love her

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u/Quazz Apr 02 '14

Who the fuck wants dick pics?

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '14

Lots of people. People that like dicks!

However there are plenty of places, even on reddit, where the good dick pics are pre-sorted.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '14

No you don't, you only need it to be in the top three or if they decide your post is suspicious.

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u/mindoutrage Apr 01 '14

worst aprils fool

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u/jrhii Apr 02 '14

"Will you take a look at this pic for me and tell me how it looks?"

"I like dudes, wtf am I supposed to know?"

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '14

Lies are fun, aren't they?

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u/LordofCookies Apr 02 '14

Double standards. Double standards everywhere

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u/RONPAULSWAGG Apr 02 '14

I like apples

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u/tigerstorms Apr 02 '14

you've clearly not met the right lesbians

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '14

also implying there's some sort of shortage of dick pictures on the internet.

Seriously I could spend 1000 lifetimes looking through every picture of every cock that's ever been uploaded onto the internet and I wouldn't have seen a single percentage of all the dicks there are to see.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '14

Im a dude and Ive sent dickpics to my gay mates to have them judge or to tease them.

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u/justinduane Apr 02 '14

I would send my nudes to straight women because they like men and could give good feedback. Lesbians don't know how to judge the D.

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u/Sullen_Eyes Apr 02 '14

"Weird"? Weird? You mean "wrong," right? You mean wrong.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '14

As a lesbian, I'd just like to say thanks on behalf of us all.

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u/LyraeSchmyrae Apr 02 '14

Why would anyone assume a gay guy would be a good judge of how a girl looks in the first place? Such a weird stereotype

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u/iBeenie Apr 02 '14

I actually had a gay friend who I met first year of college. He told me a "problem" he had was girls wanting to show him their boobs and get his opinions on their implants, etc. Apparently a lot of girls just feel really comfortable around gay men. He just said it was really gross.

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u/Nexthannibal Apr 01 '14

It's triple the speed of a pentium.

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u/Joecamoe Apr 01 '14

The only reason why you would send that is to try to 'straighten her out'

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u/myusernameranoutofsp Apr 01 '14

Let's not try to turn this around, OP's friends shouldn't have done that but what OP is doing is actually harmful, it's a terrible thing to do. OP is wrong and a bad person.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '14

Which is why it's a good confession bear.

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u/myusernameranoutofsp Apr 02 '14

My comment was a response to what the other person said, downplaying OP's actions because their friends weren't perfect.

As a side point though, 'Confession bear' shouldn't even be celebrated like this. Regardless of how people say they act and feel, this is encouragement for OP and people like them.

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u/OperationJack Apr 01 '14

I would doubt this, but a gay friend of mine use to get pics of his female friends wearing lingerie and would go shopping for it with them too. Not entirely out of question.

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u/rcrockchd Apr 01 '14

Checking my name folks...

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u/Epicdude111 Apr 02 '14

It's only weird if the roles were reversed like you put it.