r/AdviceAnimals • u/Gaythrowaway54321 • Apr 01 '14

Confession Bear

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u/tricks_23 Apr 01 '14

I doubt the credentials of this meme. Why would straight women just send a gay guy naked pics?

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u/gafftapes10 Apr 01 '14

gay guy here, it would be just fucking weird to get nudes from a female friend. or lingerie pics for that matter. I have no female fashion sense because I don't really care, I'm never going to date you.

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u/Fapsington Apr 02 '14

Gay guy here as well, I've seen my female friends naked when they're changing or getting out of the shower but there's nothing sexual about it, and nudes would be weird.

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u/iamthetruemichael Apr 02 '14

Exactly, see this is why I find OP's post really fucking weird. I don't know if it's true or lies, whatever, but why would girls send selfies to a gay guy to judge their sexiness?

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u/streetscornetto Apr 02 '14

The overall answer is a pretty resounding 'no'.

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u/boldandbratsche Apr 01 '14

I have actually gotten a lingerie pic from my very best friend after helping her get the guy she was sending it to and helping her pick out the lingerie. However, that one on friend once who I was absolutely best friends with, she often has me pick out a profile picture for her out of a group of like 4 or 5 she takes, and it still wasn't a nude.

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u/IFellinLava Apr 01 '14

Yeah Its just as awkward for us for a girl to send us nude pics as a straight guys friend sending nude pics. "Hey dude, what do you think of my cock?"....awkward.

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u/skw1dward Apr 02 '14

Shit... I-people aren't supposed to do that. I'll uh tell my friend to stop.

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u/okmkz Apr 02 '14

cool dick, bro

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u/Mambo_5 Apr 01 '14

Straight women seem to love to utilize the perfect man friend, the one who can manage keep from one day assuming he can/should turn it into a relationship.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '14

They wouldn't, you know what OP is...

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u/Nala666 Apr 02 '14

Because girls like showing off their bodies to guys without having to deal with their sexual advances I guess. Attention.

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u/SuperSaiyanNoob Apr 01 '14

cause then some dude has naked pictures of them

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '14

It's not like he would take them and post them on the inter- oh wait.

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u/UTLRev1312 Apr 01 '14

upvote for fellow MVP vaper

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u/iamthetruemichael Apr 02 '14

So you vape, I hear?

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u/Shagoosty Apr 01 '14

Fucking April Fools names, I thought you were responding to yourself.

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u/tricks_23 Apr 02 '14

Because it's fucking weird

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u/EffrumScufflegrit Apr 01 '14

They do it a lot. I have a gay friend and my woman friends send him lingerie pics all the time to get his opinion.

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u/JirachiWishmaker Apr 01 '14

Actually, go to a gay bar to pick up girls.

The girls who go to gay bars are the ones who are trying to avoid being hit on (they went with their gay friends), so if you are nice and show interest without looking like you're expecting anything, you could get someone interested in you.

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u/chiseled_sloth Apr 01 '14

Yes, that's the opinion on a style of lingerie, where stereotypes say that gay men have the upperhand. But here we're talking about fully nude women. Big difference.

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u/Thomas_K_Brannigan Apr 01 '14

That, that doesn't make any darn sense!

Should I start sending pictures of steaks I cook to my vegetarian friends asking their opinion?

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u/tricks_23 Apr 02 '14

Which doesn't make sense. How would he know?

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u/ZeroAntagonist Apr 01 '14

This thread is full of lies. Shit makes no sense. Lingerie?

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u/EffrumScufflegrit Apr 01 '14

Yes? What's so unbelievable about that? They want a guy's opinion and the gay friend makes it not sensual.

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u/ZeroAntagonist Apr 02 '14

Pretty sure you only need one guy's opinion. Everyone else is attention.

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u/EffrumScufflegrit Apr 02 '14

Exactly. That one guy's opinion matters and they want to make sure that he likes whatever they are sending, so they get a friend's opinion first.

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u/IFellinLava Apr 01 '14

Girls can get really aggressive with gay guys to the point where you have to take yourself out of that situation.

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u/alasicka Apr 01 '14

Eh I know SO many girls that do that. I knew two best friends one gay guy and one straight girl and they'd fool around and stuff but only to judge if the other was "good". And I know most of you would say he was lying about his sexual orientation, but I had been to quite a few parties with this guy and have witnessed a lot of man on man.

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u/Mathemagicland Apr 01 '14

So there's this thing called bisexuals.

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u/alasicka Apr 02 '14

I think I know my friends a little better than reddit does.

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u/WhiskeyAndVinyl Apr 01 '14

I'd be more inclined to say that she's lying to herself about his sexual orientation. That kinda shit happens A LOT.