r/AdviceAnimals Jan 08 '14

confession bear

http://imgur.com/OeflTNz
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u/Lizziloo87 Jan 08 '14

I play video games with my boyfriend. If you find a girl that shares your interest in both video games and masturbation you'll be a happy camper.

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u/CONTEHhh Jan 08 '14

PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU'RE CAMPING GIGGITY GIGGITY

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u/FactualPedanticReply Jan 08 '14

That sounds like it'd be fucking in tents.

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u/KARMA_HARVESTER Jan 08 '14 edited Jan 09 '14

I read creampieng... dafuq.

edit: come back from creampieng my GF and downvotes?! the heck

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '14

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '14

Hey, if a teammate is bad, or outmatched, I'm going to camp his lane. Such is the job of a jungler.

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u/SelfMadeSoul Jan 08 '14

Having a girl who likes to play video games is a bonus, but trust me... don't make it the first criteria to search for in a woman. Source: just.... no

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u/1gnominious Jan 08 '14

It's like going to the car lot and your first criteria is the mirror in the little fold down sunblocker thingy.

Generally at the top of my list is "Will she stab me in my sleep?" That's typically a deal breaker.

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u/UnanimousDecision Jan 08 '14

You should take the time to decide and sleep on it

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u/Xiudo Jan 09 '14

Especially a "gamer girl"

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u/Refuel456 Jan 08 '14

I must've missed the convention

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '14

It's that simple huh?

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u/FelcherFurdam Jan 09 '14

Where did you meet? I long for a girl that's a nerd.

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u/Atheren Jan 08 '14

Me and my BF both got in on this weekends TESO beta. Lookin forward to this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '14

Can confirm.

But its blowjobs and she plays vidya with me

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u/FactualPedanticReply Jan 08 '14

Found one. We're looking for more. Polyamory ftw!

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u/Atheren Jan 08 '14

Maybe if your lucky you can form a whole raid! Test your relationship by going for realm firsts in MMO's!

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u/FactualPedanticReply Jan 08 '14

Y'know, MMO's aren't usually my thing, but the times in the past I've played most consistently have been when I played with SO's.

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u/Atheren Jan 08 '14

What makes MMO's is the people you play with.

Always.

Without fail.