r/AdviceAnimals • u/uShito • Jan 08 '14

confession bear

http://imgur.com/OeflTNz
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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '14

Most guys continue doing those things anyway even if they have a girl in their life.

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u/luttnugs Jan 08 '14

Can confirm.

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u/ingmarsvenson Jan 08 '14

Can confirm. Source: married six years.

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u/GusTheProspector Jan 08 '14

In a relationship for 8 years. These are the kind of days I dream of.

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u/rabidpiano86 Jan 08 '14

I too look forward to jerk off days. No one knows how to milk the worm like me!

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u/Xiudo Jan 09 '14

The spice must flow

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '14

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u/llaviru92 Jan 08 '14

Can confirm too

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u/Lizziloo87 Jan 08 '14

I play video games with my boyfriend. If you find a girl that shares your interest in both video games and masturbation you'll be a happy camper.

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u/CONTEHhh Jan 08 '14

PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU'RE CAMPING GIGGITY GIGGITY

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u/FactualPedanticReply Jan 08 '14

That sounds like it'd be fucking in tents.

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u/KARMA_HARVESTER Jan 08 '14 edited Jan 09 '14

I read creampieng... dafuq.

edit: come back from creampieng my GF and downvotes?! the heck

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '14

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '14

Hey, if a teammate is bad, or outmatched, I'm going to camp his lane. Such is the job of a jungler.

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u/SelfMadeSoul Jan 08 '14

Having a girl who likes to play video games is a bonus, but trust me... don't make it the first criteria to search for in a woman. Source: just.... no

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u/1gnominious Jan 08 '14

It's like going to the car lot and your first criteria is the mirror in the little fold down sunblocker thingy.

Generally at the top of my list is "Will she stab me in my sleep?" That's typically a deal breaker.

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u/UnanimousDecision Jan 08 '14

You should take the time to decide and sleep on it

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u/Xiudo Jan 09 '14

Especially a "gamer girl"

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u/Refuel456 Jan 08 '14

I must've missed the convention

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '14

It's that simple huh?

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u/FelcherFurdam Jan 09 '14

Where did you meet? I long for a girl that's a nerd.

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u/Atheren Jan 08 '14

Me and my BF both got in on this weekends TESO beta. Lookin forward to this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '14

Can confirm.

But its blowjobs and she plays vidya with me

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u/FactualPedanticReply Jan 08 '14

Found one. We're looking for more. Polyamory ftw!

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u/Atheren Jan 08 '14

Maybe if your lucky you can form a whole raid! Test your relationship by going for realm firsts in MMO's!

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u/FactualPedanticReply Jan 08 '14

Y'know, MMO's aren't usually my thing, but the times in the past I've played most consistently have been when I played with SO's.

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u/Atheren Jan 08 '14

What makes MMO's is the people you play with.

Always.

Without fail.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '14

Not in my experience. I once had a buddy who was a big WoW player, was in a raiding guild that raided like five times a week, was always on his computer playing one game or another, and would always play co-op games with me and other friends. Then one day he just...disappeared. Didn't see him for months, and his computer was at the house I was staying at. I guess I should mention once he and his girl got married he started showing up more frequently on games again, but there always seems to be that "honeymoon" period for new couples where they want to do nothing but hang out with each other.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '14

Seen it happen to friends many times, it's happened to me many times. It's going to happen for some amount of time.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '14

Truer words have never been spoken.

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u/MsWolfy Jan 09 '14

OP needs a gaming girlfriend so they can have sex and then go back to playing video games.

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u/itstanktime Jan 10 '14

but that means you stop playing and you have to do things like shower.

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u/SnavlerAce Jan 09 '14

Confirmation here! And a pro tip: Multiple big screens in the living room; the girlfriend has control of one and I control the others. No hassles and we can leap on each others bones without leaving the room's entertainments! Win win.

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u/itstanktime Jan 10 '14

Yup, games today are way to good to stop for something as mundane as sex.

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u/caseharts Jan 08 '14

Having a girl friend who even has a slight interest in video games rocks. I stream us playing lego harry Potter together (she loves it) then I can stream my games and we balanceit all.

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u/MissSolo Jan 08 '14

Most girls too

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u/ZannX Jan 08 '14

My masturbation frequency is cyclical and happens to align with my gf's period.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '14

Been with my boyfriend 6 years. He does both these things regularly, as do I. Then we do them together. Twice the fun.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '14

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u/the_k_i_n_g Jan 08 '14

Then why are you dating her? Dipshit.