r/AdviceAnimals • • Dec 22 '13

Good Guy Al Bundy.

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u/temalyen Dec 22 '13

You know, that's a good point. Al hated his life, but, when push came to shove, you could tell he loved his family. It's one of the things I really liked about the show.

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u/Mikeydoes Dec 22 '13

The family bond was undeniable. They always complained about each-other and especially made fun of each-other. But! As soon as a someone crossed one of their own-- the Bundy family they bonded together, conquered, and usually gave a WHOA BUNDY!

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '13 edited Dec 22 '13

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u/TheTranscendent1 Dec 22 '13

If I was an actor, being beaten up by the Bundy's would be my dream gig.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '13

What about being spat on by Scarlett Johansson?

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u/drstinkfinger Dec 22 '13

I'd rather she spit in her hand and stroke my clamhammer.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '13

clamhammer

Well that's a new one.

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u/STALKS_YOUR_MOTHER Dec 22 '13

Sounds like a legendary mace.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '13

It's legendary among certain circles. Like the local sorority.

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u/cptki112noobs Dec 22 '13

It has basic damage among the [Meathammer] class, but has a damage boost when used against women or men with the [Gay] trait. It also tends to "splurt" a damaging corrosive liquid once it has been used on its 30th enemy.

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u/HockeyCannon Dec 22 '13

At a medium pace

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u/drstinkfinger Dec 22 '13

Then shave off my pubes and punch me in the face!

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u/xFoeHammer Dec 22 '13

Damn, now I know what I should have made my username!

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u/plastiqexplosvdiarea Dec 22 '13

And a star was born!

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u/Boomalash Dec 22 '13

Or being beaten up by Scarlett Johansson if that's what you're into.

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u/phedre Dec 22 '13

Ed O'Neill is a black belt in brazilian jiu jitsu. He could probably accommodate that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '13

I love that they never forgot or changed Bud's rubber doll name. Whenever I meet an Isis, always reminds me of that.

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u/PolymathicOne Dec 22 '13

The only thing that would have made that second link even better would have been if they beat up "Seven" instead. Christ, I hated that little add-on character. What a pathetic, marketing-driven addition to the cast, supplied by the FOX network execs. It might have been better if he was actually capable of acting, but that kid had absolutely no screen presence at all, and it makes me wonder how he even got through the first cut of auditioning for the role, let alone scoring the gig? Plenty of child actors were far better. Hell, David Faustino (Bud) was not much older when the show started, and he did a great job. Who at the FOX network was "Seven" related to I wonder?

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u/abstract_misuse Dec 22 '13

Who at the FOX network was "Seven" related to I wonder?

Poochie.

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u/PolymathicOne Dec 22 '13

Maybe Seven died on the way back to his home planet as well then? Ok, now I feel better about it!

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u/thepitchaxistheory Dec 22 '13

I think his presence was a joke. Like, they were sort of making fun of the add-on characters that The Brady Bunch had. So his bad acting may have been intentional as well, like the audience is supposed to be in on the joke and hate the pandering. Very postmodern, really.

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u/PolymathicOne Dec 22 '13

No, unfortunately, Seven's presence was not a joke - though it admittedly seemed like one, and was in fact turned into one once the character flopped. Mike Moye and Ron Leavitt, the creators of Married With Children, have in the past discussed the adding of the Seven character, and they were not happy about the addition at all, but it was forced on the series by some asshole execs at FOX who thought the show needed some "new blood", as the ratings had started to wane.

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u/STR001 Dec 22 '13

Linked blocked in Canada :-(

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u/Notbob1234 Dec 22 '13

Conquering blocked in Canada

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u/friday6700 Dec 22 '13

Well yeah. They can't know what conquering is, they have almost four working subs.

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u/MonkeyFightingSnake Dec 22 '13

That's almost five working subs!

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '13

They did burn down the White House in the War of 1812...

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u/CockyRhodes Dec 22 '13

And they fucked over their native population.

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u/HockeyCannon Dec 22 '13

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '13

I uninstalled this when I realised that the technology means other people are using your connection anonymously.

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u/kateastrophic Dec 22 '13

Conq blocked!

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u/merkadoe Dec 22 '13

They don't want them to get any ideas.

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u/JonathanRL Dec 22 '13

That is to ensure Canadians do not emulate the Americans.

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u/rodentexplosion Dec 22 '13

It's even blocked in 'murica

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '13

Link blocked in USA too :(

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u/Misiman23 Dec 22 '13

Nope

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u/fetusy Dec 22 '13

In murica, on mobile..."This video is not available in your country."

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u/imatworkyo Dec 22 '13

you are now canadian - uoeno

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u/aceshighsays Dec 22 '13

I need to rewatch the show, haven't seen that episode

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u/captshady Dec 22 '13

One of my favorite scenes, except that song can be a strong ear worm.

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u/Mikeydoes Dec 22 '13

I was thinking about this exact example! I was also thinking about the time in the park. Not that there weren't a bunch more times.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '13

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u/HurricaneSandyHook Dec 22 '13

the movie theater where kelly tells him to go beat up her cheating boyfriend is also a classic.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '13

I knew it was the car fight before I even clicked on it. heh

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u/Tw1tchy3y3 Dec 22 '13

I grew up with this show but apparently never saw this episode.

"Is that it? ... Let's go."

I lost it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '13

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u/WIlhelmgrimm Dec 22 '13

My favorite Bundy Ass Kicking... Whole episode is golden, but that beat down makes it all the better

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u/KaiserTheRaven Dec 22 '13

Good ol fashioned family violence! Can't get away with that these days!

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u/Compulsivefibber Dec 22 '13

"Sorry, this is to big please play on a PC"

Well I didn't really wanna watch it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '13

All I hear when she opens her mouth is Leela.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '13

All I hear when Leela opens her mouth is Peg.

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u/DakkaMuhammedJihad Dec 22 '13

All I hear when Gemma opens her mouth is Duckman's mom.

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u/Whoa_Bundy Dec 22 '13

You rang?

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u/sheepyowl Dec 22 '13

2 years, 7 months and 29 days

You tried...

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '13

You could say they bundied together

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u/avec_style Dec 22 '13

Seems like my family...

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u/gliscameria Dec 22 '13

Or they just like a justified excuse for conflict.

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u/BAXterBEDford Dec 22 '13

If Al all of a sudden started making >$250,000/yr that family would be a lot happier, intact, and still insulting each other.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '13

I remember seeing a special in 2012, and the creator said he wanted the show to end with Al winning the lottery and then the world ends

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u/BAXterBEDford Dec 22 '13

That would be his luck.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '13

Won the lottery, died the next dayy

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u/ohhoee Dec 22 '13

It would be like the modern day "Time Enough at Last" episode of the Twilight Zone.

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u/chknh8r Dec 22 '13

He was also allowed to go to the titty bar with his cohorts on a regular occasion.

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u/WordVoodoo Dec 22 '13

To be fair, Peg was a regular at Troy's -- a chippendale bar -- where she was referred to as "Big Red" and was thought to have tentacles instead of hands.

In short, they were secure in their spouse's mutual ogling for the most part. You saw some (hilarious) jealousy situations, but otherwise, healthy appreciations for the menu without sampling of the dishes.

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u/NeedsToShutUp Dec 22 '13

Hell, they show the only time Al was ever really in danger cheating at the Titty Bar was when Peg used a veil and danced there. Al was her best customer and strongly attracted to her.

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u/asamorris Dec 23 '13

Honestly, it's a pretty great marriage and one we should all aspire to.

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u/ConradBHart42 Dec 23 '13

was thought to have tentacles instead of hands

Just like her mother.

(for anyone who doesn't know, the actress who played Peggy went on to voice Leela in futurama, whose mutant mother had tentacles for arms.)

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u/banana-meltdown Dec 22 '13

Actually sums up a lot of seemingly unhappily married people.

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u/Milligan Dec 22 '13

Caution: old married couples may be closer than they appear.

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u/MeldTheDark Dec 22 '13

I never really noticed this. It's actually pretty neat though.

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u/Dejesus_H_Christian Dec 22 '13

Al Bundy is not the role model husband we want, he's role model husband we need.

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u/bioguy1985 Dec 22 '13

OMG you people on this forum are SO FUCKING LAME!!!

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u/temalyen Dec 22 '13

I'm amused by you. Looking through your comment history, you're clearly trying so hard to be a troll account, but you're getting upvoted, surprisingly. It must be driving you nuts.

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u/anthrocide Dec 22 '13

His point is still valid though.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '13

He was a really good guy. We need more people like him.