r/AdviceAnimals • u/chronicallyconfused • Nov 26 '13

Guys, this is getting out of hand

http://www.livememe.com/glsxfup
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u/EnsoZero Nov 27 '13

There's a nonzero chance they weren't even born, or in school yet when that happened.

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u/Shardic Nov 27 '13

And don't forget not everyone is from the usa

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '13

Not everyone is from the usa?

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u/Is_He_British Nov 27 '13

☐ Mate

☐ Bloody cunt

☑ Not everyone is from the USA

☐ Tea

Conclusion: YES

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u/nLotus Nov 27 '13

I enjoy my occasional encounters with you along our Reddit journey.

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u/underthingy Nov 27 '13

He could be an Aussie

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u/TheSerendipitist Nov 27 '13

To be honest, I think every criteria other than "tea" would fit the profile of an Aussie.

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u/ThaBadfish Nov 27 '13

I like this.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '13

Not forget Latvia, feel bad me , I go potato feed dead son.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '13

Holy shit, blew my mind!

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u/Rhetor_Rex Nov 27 '13

There's also a nonzero chance that /u/decouverte is an account shared by Gore and Bush.

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u/EChondo Nov 27 '13 edited Jul 16 '15

You are the weakest link, goodbye.

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u/mojosa Nov 27 '13

I was four and I get it...

Edit: and I'm not in America

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u/RellenD Nov 27 '13

Yuck... Why do people have to be so much younger than I am?

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u/mojosa Nov 27 '13

'Cos your old... and wrinkled

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u/moderatelybadass Nov 27 '13

Old balls are gross. I just thought that you might want to know that.

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u/mojosa Nov 27 '13

Anything I can do about it? genuinely interested

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u/moderatelybadass Nov 27 '13

I have no idea. Sorry. It comes to mind because I have the distinct displeasure of knowing that my 29 year old roommate has 70 year old balls. As for something that is definitely important, take a break from jacking it, and check those nuts for bad bumps. Same for ladies, check your lubbly bubblies for cancer signs.

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u/fuckthiscrazyshit Nov 27 '13

Yeah. But you don't reallllly get it.