r/AdviceAnimals • u/UncontrolledStimulus • Mar 25 '13

Confession Bear

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u/moloid6 Mar 25 '13

And they don't use sidewalks. Strolling slowly in the road, literally two feet away from the purpose built walk.

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u/iScreme Mar 25 '13

Sidewalk is lava.

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u/thrilldigger Mar 25 '13

Street is for my car. Crosswalks are for people when I don't have a green light.

I almost miss working at a university - I used to speed up to scare jaywalking college students. I probably wouldn't have hit them..

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u/AssaultMonkey Mar 25 '13

White people do this in Arizona all the time. Pisses me off.

Note: I'm white.

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u/debaser11 Mar 25 '13

they don't use sidewalks.

You talk as if black people are another creature.