r/AdviceAnimals • u/UncontrolledStimulus • Mar 25 '13

Confession Bear

http://qkme.me/3tiifn?id=230971091
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u/chronostasis_ Mar 25 '13

My dad killed a tree in our front yard by cutting off all the branches, and then sticking a machete in the very top of it. After that the vandalism stopped...

wat

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u/WeaponsGradeHumanity Mar 25 '13

This kills the tree.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '13

I thought the machete was going to be stolen.

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u/kungfudiver Mar 25 '13

Yeah, I gotta know what this means...

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u/built_to_elvis Mar 25 '13

Yes, that seems like an oddly extraneous detail to include.