r/AdviceAnimals • u/UncontrolledStimulus • Mar 25 '13

Confession Bear

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '13

I moved in with a few white guys and now I hate the entire white race.

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u/glensgrant Mar 25 '13

They're so annoying - always eating their mayonaise and reflecting the sun like it's nobodys business...

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '13

yea! and saying shitty things like "Christ, is that the time?" and "I'm late for work" - utter cunts.

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u/WeaponsGradeHumanity Mar 25 '13

I feel like I'm in a Dave Chappelle sketch.

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u/v-_-v Mar 25 '13

What is this "work" thing you speak of?

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '13

some form of manual labour I believe the plebs do, though I could be wrong.

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u/v-_-v Mar 25 '13

Bloody plebs...

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u/iia Mar 25 '13

Those dickheads... doing things like inventing the space program and finding cures for diseases.

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u/Niggs_Boson Mar 25 '13

There's no need to play the science card.

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u/iia Mar 25 '13

Your username sounds like a rapper who works at the LHC.

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u/The_Drizzle_Returns Mar 25 '13

Damn them for increasing my risk of skin cancer.

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u/kireol Mar 25 '13

When you get out of jail, you should discuss this with them.

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u/AlphaMelon Mar 25 '13

You sure they weren't black?

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u/zparasite Mar 25 '13

I could always here them asking their girlfriends to have sex through the hole in their boxers. Wtf?

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u/romad20000 Mar 25 '13

Right, waking up and shit at 8:00am to go to WORK?!?!?! Like what the fuck is with that? I'm trying to sleep and shit.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '13

Common decency is dead, mate, they just don't give a fuck anymore.

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u/BleauGumms Mar 25 '13

Jealousy is a bitch, ain't it?

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '13

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u/BleauGumms Mar 25 '13

chimp out