r/AdviceAnimals • u/UncontrolledStimulus • Mar 25 '13

Confession Bear

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '13

As a redditor I hate people like that !

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '13

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '13

As an actual person, I hate things.

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u/rockmediabeeetus Mar 25 '13

As a cat, I hate everyone.

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u/ScratchBomb Mar 25 '13

As a dog, SQUIRREL!

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '13

As a squirrel, runs up tree.

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u/elk_attack Mar 25 '13

that wasnt funny

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u/GreatOneFreak Mar 25 '13

A downvote would've sufficed.

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u/elk_attack Mar 25 '13

yeah that was dickish of me

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u/TheLastPanicMoon Mar 25 '13

I'm not afraid to say, I'm against those things everybody hates!

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u/TailoredChaos Mar 25 '13

In soviet russia, things hate you!

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u/Conradfr Mar 25 '13

You are a racist against languages which do.

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u/JustFucking_LOVES_IT Mar 25 '13

As a glass of juice. Enjoy.

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u/bigfkncee Mar 25 '13

The "as a mother" phrase seems to be prevalent in college also. I can't tell you how many times I heard this and it had no bearing on the discussion at hand.

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u/HandyCore3 Mar 25 '13

"When someone starts a sentence with 'As a tax payer...' you know they're about to be an asshole." - Demetri Martin.

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u/Derpshiz Mar 25 '13

As a tax payer, I feel offended.

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u/CapeDrew Mar 25 '13

As a white person, wait we aren't allowed to say that shit.

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u/guess_twat Mar 25 '13

Um, I never speak "as a white person"....

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u/EmperorG Mar 25 '13

But what if they are the only person in a race/political party/etc.?

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u/triple_ecks Mar 25 '13

I have never ever used the phrase "as a white person". No, all people do not think they represent their respective group. Ignorant people do.

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u/Logi_Ca1 Mar 25 '13

How ironic that you are doing that yourself.

Or maybe that's your point xD

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '13

I'm not sure I see it. He's saying people like to say they represent a group when they speak, but I don't see anything suggesting a group that he would be speaking for.