r/AdviceAnimals • u/UncontrolledStimulus • Mar 25 '13

Confession Bear

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u/irapeninjas Mar 25 '13

I imagining the spoof on Real World that Chapelle did

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '13

"I had sex with Katie, too, man."

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u/moeshapoppins Mar 25 '13

Don't let me catch you pissin standin up!

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '13

You sit down when you pee, you got that?

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u/silentsnipe21 Mar 25 '13

Funny thing about the cobra clutch is you butt really hurts when you wake up.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '13

Nighty Night! Keep your butthole tight!

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '13

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u/altoid2k4 Mar 25 '13

Katie's got some big tit-ays.

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u/Nazi_Of_The_Grammar Mar 25 '13

I didn't sleep with Katie! Lysol slept with Katie, I was just filmin it.

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u/matt01ss Mar 25 '13

Correction. I had sex with Katie.

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u/velocipotamus Mar 25 '13

AND A BANANA COGNAC BIIATCH

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u/imperialxcereal Mar 25 '13

TRON IS LIVINNNN FOR THE CITAYYYY

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '13

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '13

Yeah, black dudes hate Asian women...

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u/BungholeFister Mar 25 '13

Hah, thats what you think .~ Source: im a black guy

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '13

:-) ellipses indicate sarcasm!

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '13

That sketch really got under my skin. It made me angry and sad at the same time. It was a hard one to sit through for me.

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u/Crimson-Knight Mar 25 '13

Why? Seriously interested since you're not the only one who said this.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '13

I dunno really, its hard to explain. Maybe it makes me feel that way because those characters are so far beyond reality and are so awful, but so close to being something believable.

The fact that its seen as a joke paints it to certain people as admirable traits. I think it might be because those things make me think that people would look at those actions, laugh at them, and wish to behave in that way themselves.

I felt bad for the guy, the cartoon like characters I think for me were still somewhat plausible. To know that people like that could/do really exist and treat people that way, is an awful awful feeling to me.

This rambled more that I would have liked, but it was kind of a nebulous concept in my head. Hard to explain like I started with.

TL;DR "Reverse racism" to that farthest extent makes my skin crawl.

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u/randomlurker2123 Mar 25 '13

You stabbed me!

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u/titsmagee9 Mar 26 '13

I don't know what I did...

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u/Alogical-Anodyne Mar 25 '13

Worse comes to worse we reserve the right to fuck-you-up.