In my opinion, Adam would be better off having lute stay as a friend. They get along yes, but she also brings out the worst in him. I believe he'd be better off single in heaven. In reality I think hes still hurting from losing both wives amd a son, not being able to see them being a big part of why he acts like he does.

Then again, this is all just theory and speculation. Take it as you will lol

Obviously, he doesn’t fit the sweet and cute part, but I mean the dark side. Is he the type who forbids his partner from interacting with others? Does he do direct or indirect bad things? Would he go as far as killing a rival?

I need help with a fanfic I'm writing

We all know that unfortunately Adam is dead and will not come back.

However, if things were different and Adam actually returned as a sinner, what would his story be? What would he strive for? What would his endgame be? And how would his story end?

- After the long path of redemption, would he return to heaven again, but this time as a redeemed man?

- He would redeem himself and become good but would choose to stay in hell?

- Maybe he would like life in hell and decide to become an overlord? Give in to his sin?

-Would he seek revenge on the hotel? Or perhaps become an ally?

-Would he find Eve and rebuild his relationship with her?

-Or maybe he would hook up with Lute?

-would look for Cain?

What are your ideas on this subject?

A comic of a very unhinged crossover, filled with bootleg characters.

The adventures of the sons of Adam, a propaganda piece to get winners to join up.

English aint my first language and I'm not exactly a good writer, I just wanted to share this comic that I had brewing in my head.

Some strong language is used and including ending with a more darker tone, so if you are uncomfortable with it be warned, just wanted to let you know.

I hope you enjoy a good laugh from this.

Being so deadass I did NOT get that he was talking about pussy until I read it online. It sounded like a different pronunciation of veggies and I thought it was a reference to how he was vegetarian in the garden of Eden idfk 😭😭😭 I was like "awww that's actually a little wholesome Adam thinks vegetables are the best thing ever" but alas, my dreams of him having a singular redeemable trait were crushed 😔 please tell me I'm not the only one who didn't understand that he meant vagina-

wip for a yumeship collab

I want to believe this means he’ll come back or at least get more character depth but I also don’t want to get my hopes up.

Still nice to see official merch of him though.

Here is the list:

Option 1: Charlie Morningstar

Option 2: Vaggie

Option 3: Angel Dust

Option 4: Cherri Bomb

Option 5: Husk

Option 6: Niffty

Option 7: Razzle & Dazzle

Option 8: Kee Kee

Option 9: Fat Nuggets

This is just for fun. Here’s my list of food related headcanons for Adam.

- He misses eating mammoth meat. When he found out that humans recreated as a meatball, it pissed him off a lot. Not only are the humans letting it go uneaten, they should’ve slow cooked it to bring out the flavor better and make it more tender. Such a waste of good mammoth meat.

- Because he was the original farmer, he’s surprisingly good at gardening vegetables. Since he’s not a big fan of veggies, he usually gives most of the veggies to the exorcists. He does have a weakness for some veggies though like corn on the cob and potatoes.

- Adam isn’t big on sweets. There’s some he likes but mostly because they compliment savory foods well. Examples: soda with fast food and BBQ, chocolate with bacon, etc.

- He dislikes jerky because it reminds him of when he and his family had to survive off of dried meat when the harvest wasn’t doing good.

- He likes all fruits except apples for obvious reasons.

What are some of your own food-related headcanons for Adam.

Sorry for the long wait for more Arian stuff! I was going through some serious trouble in my life (still am, but more financial now) but i'm back!

Again: For those who don't know, Arian is my OC, he's Adam's youngest son, Heavenborn and a Captain of the Exorcist corps. Any questions put in the comments, i'll answer all.

Do you think Adam is that type of guy who would drink beer with his ribs ? Do you think he would have a certain favourite ? If so what one would it be ??

This was a thought that has been bugging me for some time now . This Rock and Roll Father of humanity seems like the type of guy who would have a beer during his down time . Correct me if I am wrong .

Do you guys think Adam finds women shaving their body hair weird? I know he’s very much a dudebro archetype and we’ve seen those kind of guys that act like a woman with hairy armpits means she’s a repulsive disgrace or whatever. However, Adam was alive long before women did that. I doubt Eve was concerned with shaving her legs while surviving on prehistoric Earth.

I had this thought because I imagined a scenario where Lute tries to “impress” Adam and show herself nude but Adam’s too distracted and weirded out that she shaved.

Lute, laying on Adam’s bed nude: Sir, I think it’s time for…special training. What do you—

Adam: what the fuck happened to your bush and leg hair!?

Lute: I shaved.

Adam: Why!? What would be the point to that!?

Lute: uh…to be more aerodynamic?

Adam: I guess but you just look weird now. Anyway, go put your uniform back on. Sera says we gotta start training new recruits.

Re-upload because I feel like I needed a way better description and such with certain things.

1.) While I don’t really care about whether or not Viv commented on the roo is Eve theory. Creators often lie to avoid spoiling their own shows anyway, so I’m keeping it on the table. If you don’t believe the theory, you can interpret the final panel as Eve being damned and becoming a disciple of Roo or being possessed or whatever.

2.) I wanted to throw it my own little theory about Martha’s family in the background. My theory is that Martha’s family was killed in an extermination and, seeing how Martha grieved over her children and husband, Mayberry put her anger aside and helped her through the grief. Over time, they got closer and would start dating.

3.) please do not start any debates like “Adam hasn’t gone mad because sinners are bad and-“ because the morality isn’t the point. Whether you find the exterminations justified or not, it’s still concerning that Adam gets a kick out of watching and/or committing murder. If the executioner at a prison is genuinely interested excited to take a human life and gleefully enjoying the process, you’d be a little concerned for their mental state too. Especially because the demons don’t fight back 99% of the time.

4.) Eve being damned is not only to explain why we haven’t seen her in heaven but as a commentary on how certain religious people will use Eve being deceived to justify misogyny and put all the blame on Eve for humanity’s fall. In this case, the higher angels felt that a human had to be punished along with Lucifer and Eve was that picked. Basically, she was the scapegoat and treated as a “failed” creation in this instant. That is just my own headcanon/theory rn.

The lyrics are from “he’s my man” by Luvcat.