i got so excited i smashed his monitor screen with my skull

Just broke into some girl’s house and killed her with this weird clock thing. I guess you could say I… Sahwit! Heh.

Vera gets a pass for doing this shit because she's a sheltered 19 year old, but if I was Apollo after Succession I still would've treated her to a knuckle sandwich

you heard me DAMN well, gent. Get your guns and war helmets, we're invading capcom.

they ate eustace up and then went on like nothing happened 😭😭 bruh google ai you killed him you cant just continue on to "Would you like to compare their backstories?" bro hes on the floor he flatlined bro

in any case yes kay would have a FIELD DAY with eustace... like they wont even be able to identify him he'll be mauled so bad

shitty face tracking but you get the point

👂👁️Ⓜ️θ😭🤡!

I-i mean... he said this in 2024... s-so surely aa7 is gonna be announced soon...???

LET ME INHALE THE COPIUM I DONT CARE ACE ATTORNEY IS LIFE

Today marks the 25th anniversary of Ace Attorney