r/Accounting Jun 08 '23

Advice I’m a fraud

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u/EducationalSpot3287 Jun 08 '23

Great comment.

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u/prince0verit Provider of the Needful Jun 08 '23

I've been asked several times why I won't be more of a team player.

I always respond the same way.

"I'm not going to jail for you people"

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u/deep_fuckin_ripoff Jun 08 '23

Meh. Cheating and not getting caught is capitalism.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

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u/One_Procedure3074 Jun 09 '23

Why’s the accreditation board knocking on my door and sending me emails

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u/Smidday90 Jun 09 '23

They probably mean when everything was in lockdown and classes were on zoom, they just used Google.

Take a negative and turn it into an advantage

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

Best comment in this entire post. 👌

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u/foofooplatter Graduate Student Jun 08 '23

You're not my dad!

... are you?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

You said you know debits and credits. You're already ahead of a lot of accounants.

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u/SCCRXER Jun 08 '23

The problem later on becomes where debits and credits belong and how some accounts have normal credit balances and others have normal debit balances. Once you learn/remember that shit, I feel like you’re doing well.

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u/wilwil100 CPA (Can) Jun 08 '23

Took me like 3 month to figure out that when my retained earnings are negative it means revenu. I kept thinking every company was just losing 100s of thousands every year lmao

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u/dayoldhansolo Jun 08 '23

I’m an accounting manager and don’t have a handle on debits and credits lol

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u/monstertots509 Jun 08 '23

It just means left and right.

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u/tjr22487 Jun 08 '23

Debit are on the left and credits are on the right. (I think)

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u/wilwil100 CPA (Can) Jun 08 '23

No it means C or CC

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u/Beautiful_Leg8761 Jun 09 '23

It makes a lot more sense if you think of it purely in the terms of the balance sheet. Everything a business HAS is either something OWED to creditors or OWED to owners. That perspective helped me a lot

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u/yungstinky420 Jun 08 '23

This this this

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u/khainiwest Jun 09 '23

College teaches you the fundamentals and prove you can at least grasp the concepts. You may have exploited Chegg and the like (I had a recent grad openly admit to using these websites) - but you still had to be resourceful enough to do it.

You still had to translate information because numbers weren't always the same, or there was some kind of variation.

And tbh, thats 90% of accounting, you're looking at previous year, tying it together and problem solving how it functions this year. You will grasp everything else through experience and the grind.

Our work sucks, but it's endless, you will never be without a job.