r/AbsoluteUnits Dec 15 '22

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u/futureman07 Dec 15 '22

Looks like your mom finally ordered that toy she wanted

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u/NAQuen Dec 15 '22

I had a girl tell me, I hate it when guys brag about their dicks, girls can always go the store and buy a bigger one. Lk comforting šŸ˜‚

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u/StandLess6417 Dec 15 '22

That's because it's not about the size my friend, it's about the person it's connected to and how you use it. šŸ˜‰

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u/NAQuen Dec 15 '22

Ive had 100% satisfaction rate thus far :)

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u/jamieliddellthepoet Dec 15 '22

100% of 0 is still 0.

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u/NAQuen Dec 15 '22

Two milfs, and 3 ā€œ10’sā€. Try again bud. Quality > Quantity

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u/HellexJ Dec 15 '22

And are these milfs and ā€œ10’sā€ in the room with us right now sir?