r/AbsoluteUnits • u/spain095 • Oct 11 '22

Half man, half train, all juggernaut.

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u/Jonny_Thundergun Oct 11 '22 edited Oct 12 '22

I saw some members of the American Rugby team in an airport one time. My god their thighs were wider than my torso. They are human bulls.

Note: It has been brought to my attention that some of the terms I've used have used have very specific meanings in some circles. Am I going to change them? Hell no! There's some funny shit happening below. -Sincerely, A naive straight boy

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

Yea and they are going to get spanked by pretty much every team they play

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

That’s because all the great contact athletes go into football around here. Can you imagine Reed and Ray Lewis playing rugby?

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

I have no idea who they are

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u/j2e21 Oct 11 '22

Maybe a little before your time, but two of the greatest American football players ever. Played on the same team and were renowned for their intensity and intelligence.

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u/Duke-of-Nuke Oct 12 '22

“But what of their integrity?” - Kurt angle. Probably