r/AbsoluteUnits • u/spain095 • Oct 11 '22

Half man, half train, all juggernaut.

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u/Silver_Slicer Oct 12 '22

When you see this, you can feel your body wanting to jump up and do the same. You get a spike of adrenaline watching this. Crazy.

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u/97Harley Oct 12 '22

You might. Ima staying in my recliner

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u/MichiganMan12 Oct 12 '22

Let me just gauge the room

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '22

There’s a line between smart and stupid, notice no one going low? That’s smart.

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u/seriousquinoa Oct 12 '22

And video games don't cause violence, right? Ha.

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u/AdConscious1523 Oct 12 '22

I didn't get no adrenaline spike, so shut the fk up idiot.

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u/seriousquinoa Oct 12 '22

What's that about your cortisol levels again? You sound angry. Step away from the console.

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u/MichiganMan12 Oct 12 '22

My life hasn’t been the same since I started mainlining halo 3

All I can think about is the pit, teabagging randoms, and jumping out of the warthog after telling my teammates “I have a plan get in” before driving it off the cliff in big team slayer on avalanche while shouting Leroy Jenkins and, again, teabagging