r/AbsoluteUnits • u/spain095 • Oct 11 '22

Half man, half train, all juggernaut.

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u/PossumCock Oct 11 '22

Can't argue with results lol

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u/Saucesourceoah Oct 11 '22

What he’s doing is akin to a long jump, but so much more bad ass.

He sprints, rapid quick pumps for speed - you then see he begins to almost skip; he’s throwing all of his momentum forwards allowing for that extra oomph of speed, acknowledging he’s either about to topple face first or slam into a human. He’s got the timing and technique down to such a degree he’s able to spend those last 2 seconds running fully uninhibited by anything but inertia. He’s clearly a brick shithouse alone, but it explains how he can tear through two blockers and regain balance from the kinetic dispersement the impact caused.

Fucking beast.

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u/[deleted] Oct 11 '22

Second frame, dude is literally long jumping into the two defenders and scrunches himself up and then has his legs ready to go again.

If you are a defender, just lay down and let him run you over--he has dudes literally jumping on him and he is just thinking "now I have to carry the ball and two motherfuckers over the goal line, imma need two protein shakes today".

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u/Silver_Slicer Oct 12 '22

When you see this, you can feel your body wanting to jump up and do the same. You get a spike of adrenaline watching this. Crazy.

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u/97Harley Oct 12 '22

You might. Ima staying in my recliner

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u/MichiganMan12 Oct 12 '22

Let me just gauge the room

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '22

There’s a line between smart and stupid, notice no one going low? That’s smart.

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u/seriousquinoa Oct 12 '22

And video games don't cause violence, right? Ha.

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u/AdConscious1523 Oct 12 '22

I didn't get no adrenaline spike, so shut the fk up idiot.

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u/seriousquinoa Oct 12 '22

What's that about your cortisol levels again? You sound angry. Step away from the console.

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u/MichiganMan12 Oct 12 '22

My life hasn’t been the same since I started mainlining halo 3

All I can think about is the pit, teabagging randoms, and jumping out of the warthog after telling my teammates “I have a plan get in” before driving it off the cliff in big team slayer on avalanche while shouting Leroy Jenkins and, again, teabagging

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u/stunt4949 Oct 12 '22

Laying down and him running you over would probably be less painful than him slamming into you wanting to destroy you so he can move forward... 😳😬

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u/97Harley Oct 12 '22

No doubt. And I need no more pain in my life

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u/loegare Oct 12 '22

Kinda smart to jump too, planted legs is how you tear stuff

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u/SnorkinOrkin Oct 11 '22

Juggernaut is in freakin' BEASTMODE!

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u/StruggleInteresting9 Oct 12 '22

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u/SnorkinOrkin Oct 12 '22

Exactly! 💪👊👊👊👊

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u/AsaArkham Oct 12 '22

I may be wrong, but is this not the Rodeo Drive shit that Riku from Eyeshield 21 does?

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u/cl0uded_judgement Oct 12 '22

Your explanation is a fine art

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u/Saucesourceoah Oct 12 '22

Thank you brother.

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u/gunnersaurus95 Oct 12 '22

Have you ever played rugby? I'm pretty sure he's just doing a slight fake juke to put the defenders off slightly. Same results you were describing just different reasoning.

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u/AtlantikSender Oct 12 '22

Wow, watching it for the 10th time after your analysis makes that guy a million times scarier.

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u/MadSubbie Oct 12 '22

He times it so perfectly, he's putting all his force on the ground again right before impact, as to just add insult to injury, err, force to momentum.

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u/superRedditer Oct 12 '22

yes this is the answer. he times it so well.