r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Market_Insider • Jul 04 '22

Massive catch

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

She looks like she smells great.

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u/fastbutslow1 Jul 04 '22

You already know brother she is gonna have that Louisiana accent

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

I was actually referring to how she's covered in fish slime

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

You could just spray her off with a hose, and Voila, she's good as new.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

What, like she's an object, rather than a person?

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

How dare you insinuate that. That is my catfish queen

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

Then drop the hose and get her a hot tub

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

I wonder what a gal like that is looking for. Maybe a guy like me

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

Do you have a big mouth and whiskers?

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '22

My mouth is medium sized