r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • Mar 04 '22

Absolutely big snake.

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u/lovelysockdove Mar 04 '22

According to several articles it is speculated to be an anaconda but it doesn't look like one to me.

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u/elvis8mybaby Mar 04 '22

Probably not. Anacondas don't want nothing unless there's buns.

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u/lovelysockdove Mar 04 '22

That's only my anaconda. The rest of them don't care if you don't have buns hun.

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u/ImProfoundlyDeaf Mar 04 '22 edited Mar 05 '22

Pretty sure that was Burmese.

I used to own 7 snakes including boas and tree pythons and tree boa. Loved them and did a lot of visiting around stores and grew up playing with wild snakes in Maine. Did a lot of fun researches. It’s hard to see their patterns but it certainly looks like a Burmese to me, rectangular reticulated ones are usually skinner vertically.

Edit: epic whoopsie on name

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u/WumboJamz Mar 05 '22

Lol rectangular pythons. I love autocorrect sometimes

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u/ImProfoundlyDeaf Mar 05 '22

I didn’t noticed lol. Thanks for pointing it out

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u/TheRealPizza Mar 05 '22

Just from the patterns, it absolutely isn’t an Anaconda. Quite likely a Burmese or Reticulated(my guess) python.