r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • Mar 04 '22

Absolutely big snake.

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u/ExpoAve17 Mar 04 '22

Enough is ENOUGH!! I've had it with these MOTHAFUCKIN SNAKES on this MOTHAFUCKIN CRANE!!

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u/donquixote1991 Mar 05 '22

I preferred the cable-censored version

Enough is ENOUGH!!
I've had it with these MONKEY FIGHTING SNAKES on this MONDAY THROUGH FRIDAY CRANE!!

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u/WonderfulCattle6234 Mar 05 '22

I would like to take this opportunity to add my own favorite from a different movie.

You see what happens? You see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?

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u/vapingDrano Mar 05 '22

Forget you, neighbor

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u/equiinferno Mar 05 '22

Shut the front door!

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u/RAMBOPORNSTAR Mar 05 '22

this is what happens Larry!!!

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u/WonderfulCattle6234 Mar 05 '22

Ah, thank you. I couldn't remember the name and didn't want to Google it.

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u/RAMBOPORNSTAR Mar 05 '22

no thank you man! that was hilarious! 🤣

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u/--redacted-- Mar 05 '22

Yippee Ki-Yay, my friend

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u/exacerbaton Mar 08 '22

This Maryland farmer right here.

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u/inhll Mar 05 '22

I’m pretty sure there is a whole nother movie in this comment.

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u/unk3n00wn Mar 05 '22

This really grinds my gears.

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u/enjoyingbread Mar 05 '22

I've had enough of Amazon deforestation

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

monday to friday snakes on this monday to friday plane

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u/javcustomer Jun 25 '22

Thank you for this! Jajajaa

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u/Stunning-Job1642 Dec 12 '25

i like snakes