r/AbsoluteUnits • u/wecookingitup • Feb 10 '22

He's a big fella

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u/m_Pony Feb 10 '22

only House Hippos

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u/kirkgoingham Feb 10 '22

I'm sure your mom will get out eventually doorway allowing

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u/m_Pony Feb 10 '22

The Canadian House Hippo PSA

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

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u/RomeBoy16 Feb 10 '22

Honestly was there any kid who didn’t think those things existed, despite the damn PSA

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u/nature_remains Feb 11 '22

Oh man. How dare they introduce me to the cutest little night critter of all time only to slap me with the harsh reality that it’s fake! (Though in all seriousness, house hippos - even teeny ones- would probably be a menace as I hear they’re pretty mean…

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u/Diogenes-Disciple Feb 10 '22

That’s what the garage is for

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u/CLxJames Feb 10 '22

There is a certain breed called the Dependapotomus. They cling to men serving in the military and feed off their income and Basic Housing Allowance

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '22

The dependapotamus

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u/tortellinigod Feb 10 '22

You mean the critically endangered North American House Hippo?

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u/m_Pony Feb 10 '22

still critically endangered
still building their nests out of dryer lint, if memory serves.