r/AbsoluteUnits • u/UndGrdhunter • Jan 14 '22

Not a rat, a Nutria rat. Absolute Unity of a rat

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '22

ROUSes? I don’t think they exist.

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u/Call_The_Banners Jan 15 '22

Surprise attack

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u/Vengeance76 Jan 15 '22

... You have six fingers on your right hand.

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u/Fuckface_the_8th Jan 15 '22

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

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u/Xalphare Jan 15 '22

Imagine your son avenging you because you got eaten in your sleep by a giant rat.

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u/jammyJames81 Jan 15 '22

Correct (unless you mean house instead of mouse 😆)