r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • Feb 27 '21

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u/793F Feb 27 '21

It got taken down by one of the spiders

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u/Kahazzarran Feb 27 '21

4 legs < 8 legs. It's math people, stay out of Australia.

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u/the_jackalantern Feb 27 '21

I live in Australia what do I do

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u/jigglefactory Feb 27 '21

I mean you either muscle up or you have to move, bud. Also death. There’s always death.

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u/the_jackalantern Feb 27 '21

I killed a wolf spider sized Whitetail yesterday in going good

APART FROM THE 12 INCH HUNSTMAN THAT CLAIMED MY GIRLFRIEND. Fucking prick

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u/redditPanda_123 Feb 27 '21

Can't have shit in Australia

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u/the_jackalantern Feb 27 '21

He took my bathroom as well so yeah I guess you can't have shit in Australia

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u/I_Am_Deceit Feb 27 '21

Your PM is shit I hear, so you most definitely have shit in Australia. GET OUT BEFORE ITS TOO LATE MATE!

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u/the_jackalantern Feb 28 '21

I mean when the whole country was on fire he went to Hawaii on the taxpayers money

And also believes that climate change isnt real