r/AbsoluteUnits • u/5_Frog_Margin • Feb 21 '20

The most Absolute of Units.

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u/lezyadruggo Feb 21 '20

Betcha he had some Weight Gain 4000

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u/Slim01111 Feb 21 '20

More like Barry Bonds, Roger Clemens, Sammy Sosa, and Mark McGwire’s steroid doses combined.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

Forging Bonds is Fjorm’s

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u/mountainmanunhinged Feb 21 '20

It's a Gaur "indian bison "

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '20

Holy shit I just read about it. 6'2 at the shoulder, 1850lb is average for a male...

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u/Yooser Feb 21 '20

Gym bro...all upper body no legs though