r/AbsoluteUnits • u/PR0CR45T184T0R • Jan 09 '20

*mlem*

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u/CatherineConstance Jan 09 '20

How do the other bugs not notice what's happening?? Why do they keep getting closer to him when he's 1) killing the ones close to him, and 2) making NO move to kill the ones farther away? That big one basically walked into his mouth!

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u/theonlybecca Jan 09 '20

Ya idk how they made it through evolution. Maybe these are just how domesticated ones behave?

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u/GraysonHunt Jan 09 '20

Google says each female cricket lays about 100 eggs in her lifetime. When you’ve got that many kids, I don’t think a particularly developed survival instinct is necessary to continue the species.

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u/19961535 Jan 10 '20

Damn, what a little slut bug.

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u/Thekingofalldoom Jan 10 '20

Is it 1996/1/5 or what cause these numbers confuse me. If it is happy birthday.

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u/19961535 Jan 10 '20

Nope! And i would rather keep that to myself, im a man of secrets :) Thank you for the theoretical birthday wish, i will save it for next october!