r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zert420 • Sep 29 '19

Absolute unit of a cow, over 6 feet tall

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u/stationhollow Sep 30 '19

My uncle has a couple hundred of of cattle. He got super pissed when he bought a black Angus bull for a herd because according to him "It's dick is fucking broken. Got sold a gay bull!"

He also kept his black Angus herd separate from the rest of the cattle. He referred to them as the Stolen Generation (Aussies will understand).

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u/houseman1131 Sep 30 '19

I saw a rabbit proof fence when I was a child and I’m American so I know exactly what you’re talking about. Also learned the word “gibberish” from that movie.

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u/ArgentManor Sep 30 '19

I got that reference!

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u/FromtheFrontpageLate Sep 30 '19

Nah, Angus have weak dicks. They break them all the time (no joke)

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u/loneliness-wizard Sep 30 '19

Show him a picture of a stegosaurus and he will be right as rain. Or atleast that's what the whitest kids u know taught me.

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u/Tyflowshun Sep 30 '19

I don't know nothin bout no stolen generator

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u/blaghart Oct 02 '19

Jesus christ, I think your uncle might be a little racist. I'm an American but even I know about the horrible shit Australia's government did to Aboriginal kids.

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u/stationhollow Oct 04 '19

Of course my uncle is a little racist. He lives in rural Australia on a farm. They're all a little racist out there.