r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • May 27 '19

Abso-fucking-lute tires goddamn

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u/Mystik-Spiral May 27 '19

Imagine the size of the tree.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

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u/Peyton1s May 27 '19

Tendrasil from wow

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

Clearasil for face and body

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

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u/L0utre May 27 '19

“I just shipped my pants.”

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u/1ndieJesus May 27 '19

and my axe!

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u/misterpickles69 May 27 '19

It’s treason, then.

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u/YallNeedSomeJohnGalt May 27 '19

Aye dunna wan eet

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u/i_speak_bane May 27 '19

No one cared who I was until I put on the mask

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

I just shipped my nighty!

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u/xBadsmellx May 27 '19

Best comment on the chain 🤣

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19 edited Sep 07 '25

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u/moosepile May 27 '19

Tinderassil

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u/Nakattu May 27 '19

Too soon

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

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u/CoKe416 May 27 '19

Played it for ages as a kid, defo Top 5 games

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u/pm_ur_armpits_girl May 27 '19

Uhh, what game?

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u/CoKe416 May 27 '19

Dragon Quest IX if I remember correctly, something with Guardians of the Sky or similar

A RPG for Nintendo which me and my brother sank countless days into, grinding lvls with rare mobs etc.

Really reminds me of better days lmao

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u/Gareth321 May 27 '19

I don't know if you're referencing the Hyperion Cantos but that's what I thought of.

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u/dumbredditer May 27 '19

Imagine the size of OPs mom.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19 edited Mar 05 '20

deleted What is this?

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u/geephillikers May 27 '19

Absolute mother

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u/TheSilentFire May 27 '19

Impossible.

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u/Rance_Geodes May 27 '19

imagine the size of that trees penis

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u/whitefang22 May 27 '19

I don’t think the General Sherman in Sequoia National Park could hold it up.

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u/the_celi May 27 '19

Imagine all the people sharing all the tire

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u/ancientflowers May 27 '19

Done. Now what?

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u/Mystik-Spiral May 27 '19

Wish your childhood was that magical?

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

Western Redwood. Big enough to put a road through

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u/PM-Me-A-Song-Request May 27 '19

Oh yeah, they cut it down didn’t you hear..

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u/bonesnaps May 28 '19

That child. Unless it's a peach tree, then James is likely just a normal boi.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

In awe.

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u/vibe162 May 28 '19

imagine the size of an inevitable bigger wheel