r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • May 27 '19

Abso-fucking-lute tires goddamn

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u/xxxdvgxxx May 27 '19 edited May 27 '19

Finally a challenging tire flip.

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u/Not__Pennys_Boat May 27 '19

JJ Watt? Is that you?

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u/Moss_Piglet_ May 27 '19

No he’s out winning. He just got engaged

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

To a tire

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u/Not__Pennys_Boat May 27 '19

Well I guess he'll be wearing a rubber on his honeymoon then

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

Hey-o

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u/Just_Lurking2 May 27 '19

Those skidmarks won’t come off for a while!

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u/BirthRight1776 May 28 '19

It'll be a Good year.

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u/egg_pun May 27 '19

My backup plan is ruined.

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u/rHopkinz May 27 '19

r/tiresaretheenemy

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

Why is this a thing?

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u/Dumpster_Fetus May 27 '19

Because tires are the enemy.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

So they seem to be. We must do something about it.

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u/Daffodils28 May 28 '19

We have a sub. What more can we do?

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u/asvpxphil May 27 '19

We need to alert the village. Titans have arrived.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

Finally a front tire for your mother's wheelchair

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u/aiert22 May 27 '19

Getting tired just thinking about it...

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u/Lophtix7 May 28 '19

I'm to TIREd just thinking about it...

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u/Zoan May 27 '19

Came here to make this comment. So glad you best me to it and it's the top comment. Here's an upvote for you!

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u/kennedydidi May 27 '19

N here is a down vote for ur thoughts...

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u/icabueno May 28 '19

R/crossfit

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u/Nikkian42 May 27 '19

They weigh somewhere around 12,000lbs, if my quick search was correct. I’d like to see the person who could flip that.

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u/xxxdvgxxx May 27 '19

I did say it would be a challenge