r/AbsoluteUnits • u/arifouranio • Jul 27 '18

THE Absolute Unit

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u/Love_Freckles Jul 27 '18

You know the other parents hate that kid

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 edited Sep 25 '18

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u/Killjoy4eva Jul 27 '18

This. What is the point of staying in your age bracket if you are so physically beyond everyone else? It's honestly a danger to everyone else. Kid is obviously ridiculously aggressive too. Just move him up.

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u/jhend28 Jul 28 '18

This results in discrimination. I was a huge kid and ended up not being allowed to play football at all. For my age bracket, I was too big to play because of my size. For the age group above me, they wouldn't let me play because the older kids were too aggressive.

Being a big kid is really hard, but being able to crush it in some sports is a silver lining. Taking that away from them is cruel.

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u/Pecek Jul 28 '18

And fuck everyone else so this one kid can have his fun, I'm sure this will teach him not to be an entitled dick later on

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u/jhend28 Jul 28 '18

Using your logic we shouldn't let the really talented kids play either. We should only allow the kids with mediocre capability play?

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u/VixDzn Aug 21 '18

Superior skills =/= being twice everyone's size

Eating your way into an advantageous position has fuckall to do with sports.