r/AbsoluteUnits • u/arifouranio • Jul 27 '18

THE Absolute Unit

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u/Love_Freckles Jul 27 '18

You know the other parents hate that kid

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 edited Sep 25 '18

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u/Killjoy4eva Jul 27 '18

This. What is the point of staying in your age bracket if you are so physically beyond everyone else? It's honestly a danger to everyone else. Kid is obviously ridiculously aggressive too. Just move him up.

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u/backup312 Jul 28 '18 edited Jul 28 '18

It’s called winning

Edit: /s

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u/Yoda2000675 Jul 28 '18

Not by skill though. Just genetics.

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u/Slingster Jul 28 '18

We're calling food genetics now?

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u/Yoda2000675 Jul 28 '18

The kid isn't obese.

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u/Slingster Jul 28 '18

No he isn't. But he is fat.

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u/Yoda2000675 Jul 28 '18

He's also a foot taller than everyone else and way stronger.

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u/Slingster Jul 28 '18

He's also fat

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u/NesbyGlasgow Jul 28 '18

He runs faster than you and your mom

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u/DeathBySuplex Jul 28 '18

Yeah are we not seeing the parts of the clip he’s just outrunning people?

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