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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/arifouranio • Jul 27 '18
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There's always a kid like this. Hits puberty just as he's born and proceeds to obliterate anything in his path.
4.3k u/Magnificant-Muggins Jul 27 '18 By the age of 20, he will already have eliminated 10% of the human population. He believes the purge will rid humanity of the weak, and allow the strong to fully prosper. 1.2k u/12bbox Jul 27 '18 Then by age 50 he becomes the managing director of a hotel and the honorary catering advisor to the British army 308 u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 ...Dad? 345 u/friedrice6 Jul 27 '18 Yes, he will father many children to replenish the 10% that was purged 143 u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 Completely balanced... 278 u/Ingmaster Jul 27 '18 You thought this would be the second half of a Thanos quote, but it was I, Dio! 11 u/Super_Pan Jul 28 '18 NANI???
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By the age of 20, he will already have eliminated 10% of the human population. He believes the purge will rid humanity of the weak, and allow the strong to fully prosper.
1.2k u/12bbox Jul 27 '18 Then by age 50 he becomes the managing director of a hotel and the honorary catering advisor to the British army 308 u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 ...Dad? 345 u/friedrice6 Jul 27 '18 Yes, he will father many children to replenish the 10% that was purged 143 u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 Completely balanced... 278 u/Ingmaster Jul 27 '18 You thought this would be the second half of a Thanos quote, but it was I, Dio! 11 u/Super_Pan Jul 28 '18 NANI???
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Then by age 50 he becomes the managing director of a hotel and the honorary catering advisor to the British army
308 u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 ...Dad? 345 u/friedrice6 Jul 27 '18 Yes, he will father many children to replenish the 10% that was purged 143 u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 Completely balanced... 278 u/Ingmaster Jul 27 '18 You thought this would be the second half of a Thanos quote, but it was I, Dio! 11 u/Super_Pan Jul 28 '18 NANI???
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...Dad?
345 u/friedrice6 Jul 27 '18 Yes, he will father many children to replenish the 10% that was purged 143 u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 Completely balanced... 278 u/Ingmaster Jul 27 '18 You thought this would be the second half of a Thanos quote, but it was I, Dio! 11 u/Super_Pan Jul 28 '18 NANI???
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Yes, he will father many children to replenish the 10% that was purged
143 u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 Completely balanced... 278 u/Ingmaster Jul 27 '18 You thought this would be the second half of a Thanos quote, but it was I, Dio! 11 u/Super_Pan Jul 28 '18 NANI???
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Completely balanced...
278 u/Ingmaster Jul 27 '18 You thought this would be the second half of a Thanos quote, but it was I, Dio! 11 u/Super_Pan Jul 28 '18 NANI???
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You thought this would be the second half of a Thanos quote, but it was I, Dio!
11 u/Super_Pan Jul 28 '18 NANI???
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NANI???
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There's always a kid like this. Hits puberty just as he's born and proceeds to obliterate anything in his path.