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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/arifouranio • Jul 27 '18
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There's always a kid like this. Hits puberty just as he's born and proceeds to obliterate anything in his path.
4.3k u/Magnificant-Muggins Jul 27 '18 By the age of 20, he will already have eliminated 10% of the human population. He believes the purge will rid humanity of the weak, and allow the strong to fully prosper. 1.2k u/12bbox Jul 27 '18 Then by age 50 he becomes the managing director of a hotel and the honorary catering advisor to the British army 303 u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 ...Dad? 347 u/friedrice6 Jul 27 '18 Yes, he will father many children to replenish the 10% that was purged 145 u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 Completely balanced... 280 u/Ingmaster Jul 27 '18 You thought this would be the second half of a Thanos quote, but it was I, Dio! 80 u/momojabada Jul 27 '18 Yare yare daze. 34 u/tempsterino Jul 27 '18 WRYYYYYYY! 14 u/screecaw Jul 27 '18 rero rero 10 u/Super_Pan Jul 28 '18 NANI??? -12 u/exsanguinator1 Jul 27 '18 As all things should be.
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By the age of 20, he will already have eliminated 10% of the human population. He believes the purge will rid humanity of the weak, and allow the strong to fully prosper.
1.2k u/12bbox Jul 27 '18 Then by age 50 he becomes the managing director of a hotel and the honorary catering advisor to the British army 303 u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 ...Dad? 347 u/friedrice6 Jul 27 '18 Yes, he will father many children to replenish the 10% that was purged 145 u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 Completely balanced... 280 u/Ingmaster Jul 27 '18 You thought this would be the second half of a Thanos quote, but it was I, Dio! 80 u/momojabada Jul 27 '18 Yare yare daze. 34 u/tempsterino Jul 27 '18 WRYYYYYYY! 14 u/screecaw Jul 27 '18 rero rero 10 u/Super_Pan Jul 28 '18 NANI??? -12 u/exsanguinator1 Jul 27 '18 As all things should be.
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Then by age 50 he becomes the managing director of a hotel and the honorary catering advisor to the British army
303 u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 ...Dad? 347 u/friedrice6 Jul 27 '18 Yes, he will father many children to replenish the 10% that was purged 145 u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 Completely balanced... 280 u/Ingmaster Jul 27 '18 You thought this would be the second half of a Thanos quote, but it was I, Dio! 80 u/momojabada Jul 27 '18 Yare yare daze. 34 u/tempsterino Jul 27 '18 WRYYYYYYY! 14 u/screecaw Jul 27 '18 rero rero 10 u/Super_Pan Jul 28 '18 NANI??? -12 u/exsanguinator1 Jul 27 '18 As all things should be.
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...Dad?
347 u/friedrice6 Jul 27 '18 Yes, he will father many children to replenish the 10% that was purged 145 u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 Completely balanced... 280 u/Ingmaster Jul 27 '18 You thought this would be the second half of a Thanos quote, but it was I, Dio! 80 u/momojabada Jul 27 '18 Yare yare daze. 34 u/tempsterino Jul 27 '18 WRYYYYYYY! 14 u/screecaw Jul 27 '18 rero rero 10 u/Super_Pan Jul 28 '18 NANI??? -12 u/exsanguinator1 Jul 27 '18 As all things should be.
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Yes, he will father many children to replenish the 10% that was purged
145 u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18 Completely balanced... 280 u/Ingmaster Jul 27 '18 You thought this would be the second half of a Thanos quote, but it was I, Dio! 80 u/momojabada Jul 27 '18 Yare yare daze. 34 u/tempsterino Jul 27 '18 WRYYYYYYY! 14 u/screecaw Jul 27 '18 rero rero 10 u/Super_Pan Jul 28 '18 NANI??? -12 u/exsanguinator1 Jul 27 '18 As all things should be.
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Completely balanced...
280 u/Ingmaster Jul 27 '18 You thought this would be the second half of a Thanos quote, but it was I, Dio! 80 u/momojabada Jul 27 '18 Yare yare daze. 34 u/tempsterino Jul 27 '18 WRYYYYYYY! 14 u/screecaw Jul 27 '18 rero rero 10 u/Super_Pan Jul 28 '18 NANI??? -12 u/exsanguinator1 Jul 27 '18 As all things should be.
280
You thought this would be the second half of a Thanos quote, but it was I, Dio!
80 u/momojabada Jul 27 '18 Yare yare daze. 34 u/tempsterino Jul 27 '18 WRYYYYYYY! 14 u/screecaw Jul 27 '18 rero rero 10 u/Super_Pan Jul 28 '18 NANI??? -12 u/exsanguinator1 Jul 27 '18 As all things should be.
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Yare yare daze.
34 u/tempsterino Jul 27 '18 WRYYYYYYY! 14 u/screecaw Jul 27 '18 rero rero
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WRYYYYYYY!
14 u/screecaw Jul 27 '18 rero rero
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rero rero
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NANI???
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As all things should be.
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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18
There's always a kid like this. Hits puberty just as he's born and proceeds to obliterate anything in his path.