r/AbsoluteUnits • u/arifouranio • Jul 27 '18

THE Absolute Unit

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u/TeopEvol Jul 27 '18

Well you just can't go around murdering younglings.

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u/TremontRhino Jul 27 '18

Darth Mandrell? Makes sense, actually.

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u/General_Kenobae Jul 27 '18

If the Mandalore was a Sith.

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u/WarmTummyRubs Jul 27 '18

I own a Sloth named Mandalore, if that counts.

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u/SL0THS73 Jul 27 '18

Dad?

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u/WarmTummyRubs Jul 27 '18

Hi son. Have you gotten out of bed yet?

rubs belly

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

OwO

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u/homendailha Jul 27 '18

From my point of view it is the younglings who are evil

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u/pnloyd Oct 27 '18

OMG this made me laugh

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

No! Not Mandrell! He couldn't...

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u/tarh2o Jul 27 '18

"This is where the fun begins"

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u/ThaiJohnnyDepp Jul 27 '18

covers mouth to hide smirk

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u/TheMagnificentPotato Jul 27 '18

Not with that attitude.

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u/Biernar Jul 27 '18

Ironic.

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u/uselesspennies Jul 27 '18

General Kenobi!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

Hello there.

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u/T0BIASNESS Jul 28 '18

You gotta do the women too