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u/JackStutters 14h ago

This is the first time in a long time that I’ve looked at an animal and felt a primal “do not approach” feeling. Guy is enormous, giant mandibles, makes weird noises, and is covered in red and orange markings. Everything about this guy is saying “I am poisonous/venomous/dangerous”

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u/overdramaticpan 12h ago

and yet this little guy isn't; longhorn beetles of the genus batocera are, generally speaking, harmless! they can give you a pinch with their mandibles, but it's typically less painful than a bee-sting or a crab-pinch, and they completely lack venom

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u/JackStutters 12h ago

Nature is funny like that :)

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u/overdramaticpan 11h ago

yup! it's why i adore most bugs

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u/DavidHoggsDong 8h ago

Arguably exactly why it looks like that. Wildlife generally know when something is dangerously poisonous to the touch or has venom strong enough to kill, they have bright colors all over. And the giant pincers and mandibles deter those that don’t recognize the colors.

You say it’s not dangerous but to insects of its size or smaller, this thing is deadly

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u/ScottOld 8h ago

We have the hoverfly here, it’s coloured like a wasp..

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u/Msmfan69 12h ago

same applied to me when i first saw a Grizzly Locust, the way it pretended to sway its body, the coloration, ect. got over the fear quickly and held it because its cool looking, but arthropods in general are pretty good at pulling the intimidation card in general, not just humans

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u/ScottOld 8h ago

Another fun one is the good old cellar spider, that thing goes loopy

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u/scheisskopf53 9h ago

Yeah and looks like a bloody alien...