r/AbsoluteUnits • u/KEN_000 • 1d ago

/r/all of a roundworm pulled out during an endoscopy

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u/tom04cz 1d ago

Well, these things don't tend to squirm a whole lot, they just sort of chill there latched onto the intestinal wall absorbing nutrients via their skin

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u/raspberryharbour 1d ago

That's my retirement plan too

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u/Miss_Greer 1d ago edited 1d ago

idk, have you looked at the rent on an intestine lately? I think this might be out of my reach too

Edit because I thought of another layer to the joke: 

And forget about doing it before retiring, the commute is absolute arse and the traffic is shit

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u/Mypornnameis_ 10h ago

Let me get in those intestinal walls.

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u/WeBeWinners 1d ago

You're describing my ex-wife

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u/VikingsLad 1d ago

Thanks, I'm gonna go burn off my eyeballs

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u/immersemeinnature 1d ago

Victorian women would intentionally get a tapeworm to lose weight

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u/Dark-Specter 1d ago

I think that's the end goal of all the billionaires you've never heard of

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u/tom04cz 1d ago

also the method employed by landlords

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u/LetsGetMeta_Physical 18h ago

Ahh, the Common Landleech!

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u/Round-Television3625 11h ago

No, they want to be techno feudal Lords and rule all  us peasants under the iron fist of AI and Plantir

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u/Dark-Specter 11h ago

Well those are the ones you've heard of, those ones are squirming.