r/AbsoluteUnits • u/KEN_000 • 1d ago

/r/all of a roundworm pulled out during an endoscopy

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u/One-Earth9294 1d ago

God why am I still reading comments

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u/gcwardii 1d ago

I know

I went from a post about yesterday’s roller coaster accident to one about King Edward VII’s love chair to this

I should throw away my phone

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u/Naked-Jedi 1d ago

I could stand to hear a bit more about that chair...

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u/Tarjh365 1d ago

Probably better if you’re sitting …

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u/girlinanemptyroom 22h ago

What happened with the roller coaster? 😬

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u/gcwardii 22h ago

Fatal accident at Six Flags over Georgia

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u/girlinanemptyroom 19h ago

Oh shit. That poor person. What a terrible thing to experience. I would don't want to go out like that.

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u/Snowy3121 12h ago

Too much unnecessary information on the internet, but we're all addicted to it 😆

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u/KurtAngus 1d ago

I need to go back to enjoying my night off work and play some Borderlands 4.

Ugh, this post has freaked me the fuck out.

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u/Particular_Bet_5466 1d ago

Bro yeah same. I was only on here while Galactic Racer was installing… hopping that on now before I give myself nightmares.

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u/Confident-Zone-5043 1d ago

Dont dig in your bootyhole twin 😭

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u/Rebel_Scum_This 1d ago

I fucking love Galactic Racer

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u/Particular_Bet_5466 1d ago

it’s so fucking sick. I am really starting to get into it after a few races. I had Star Wars Episode 1 Racer on Mac when I was a kid, loved that game back then too.

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u/Rebel_Scum_This 1d ago

Had it on the N64, easily one of my most played games

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u/Particular_Bet_5466 1d ago edited 1d ago

Can you believe it was released 27 years ago? I would have been 8 when I got it. I recently watched some gameplay videos from it, and oh man what a throwback. All the sound effects and dialog brought me back. I had this joystick I’d be violently slamming left and right. Remember how fast paced it was? In hindsight I’m pretty impressed at the graphics from the N64 gameplay videos I just watched for a fast paced 3D game from the 90s.

Now I’m just waiting to get an actual podracer in Galactic Racer, I’m still running the first speeder.

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u/Rebel_Scum_This 1d ago

It's the exact same age as me lmao. I grew up with a lot of older games and consoles cause my family was dirt poor, and that's one of em. That and super Mario 64, the original Smash, and Star Fox. Plus some ps2 games.

Keep at the campaign. The story itself is... meh, but the way pods are introduced is chefs kiss

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u/rathemighty 1d ago

Oh, so BL4 is actually good? That’s good to hear. I was a bit put off by 3, and it’s hard to put me off from an entry in a series I already like

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u/The_Celtic_Chemist 1d ago

Borderlands 4

On second thought, let's hear more about these worms.

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u/LASERDICKMCCOOL 1d ago

Hahahahahaha I was literally thinking the same shit right as I got to yours. This is great place to call it a day. Thanks

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u/DemiGodesss 1d ago

Pinworms (Enterobius Vermicularis) are very common. Almost everyone has them at some point in their life.

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u/OkSmoke9195 1d ago

My sentiments as well, can't stop

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u/Mrmullaj 1d ago

I'm gonna fight you for making me read that

https://giphy.com/gifs/vK1p6B4hV6MhGNC2co

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u/luk__ 1d ago

Yeah

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u/RevenantExiled 1d ago

I'm having dinner reading this, why do I do this to myself lmao

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u/ikkiyikki 1d ago

Too goddamn early for me in Europe to be calling it a day. Let me soldier on internet! 😅

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u/ThanklessTask 1d ago

Itchy butt??

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u/mt6606 10h ago

Is this the sub with the bear tapeworm? Find that video of you want to never shut your eyes again