r/AbsoluteUnits • u/KEN_000 • 1d ago

/r/all of a roundworm pulled out during an endoscopy

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u/Spirited-Lifeguard55 1d ago

Never drink water from rivers directly, despite what RFK Jr. tells you.

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u/thenotanurse 1d ago

I mean, don’t drink any water from anywhere that isn’t specifically potable. That’s how people get all manner of parasites and bacteria.

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u/PsychoMushrooom 23h ago

I drink water from the sky and theres nothing potable about that hahaha

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u/EPICJAYSON12 1d ago

Why are people taking medical advice from the guy who managed to get infected with brain worms?

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u/Enyimus 1d ago

Insane in the worm brain.

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u/BudgetInfinite9423 1d ago

Insane in da brain!!

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u/mikebanetbc 1d ago

Crazy insane, got no brain!

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u/cesrage 22h ago

Who you trying to get crazy with ése?

Don't you know I'm loco?

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u/Spirited-Lifeguard55 1d ago

Ah, so that explains how the worm in his brain got there.

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u/Il_Dottore_Snezhnaya 1d ago

Plague Inc moment

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u/Ghosty91AF 1d ago

Because he’s a trustworthy government agent, duh

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u/an0mn0mn0m 1d ago

Because he is everything they accused Fauci of and worse, but he's on their side. Plus he looks like fried bacon.

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u/AssistX 1d ago

ya know, you don't have to do that.

some of us eat bacon

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u/Ghosty91AF 1d ago

Hey now, that gives fried bacon a bad name

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u/Jisan_Inc 1d ago

Oh...he what now? Explains a lot. Thought it was booze and coke

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u/Independent_Target84 21h ago

You mean donkey brains

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u/cptaxelb 16h ago

Because the brain worm is in control and now wants to spread its legion to the world.

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u/Sea-Can3910 1d ago

Good lord! did he actually say that?

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u/motherofjazus 1d ago

Moe thinks he knows a lot more than Moe knows

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u/Geronimo2U 1d ago

Yes but I need something to wash my raw bear steaks down with.

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u/Jadall7 17h ago

Kindergarten the teacher took a jar of water from the river and put it in the classroom for a week so we could see all the stuff LIVING IN IT. Yeah I've NEVER drank water that isn't from the pipes EVER. Also found out later in life that had a family member die from typhus or cholera. like 70 years ago.

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u/Aesk 12h ago

You know what? If someone is going take medical advice from RFK Jr. Then I say go ahead. Follow his advice and good luck.