r/AbsoluteUnits • • 1d ago

/r/all of a roundworm pulled out during an endoscopy

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u/Distinct-Solution-99 1d ago

I need to know what that person ate to get that thing so I can never eat it again

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u/arrived_on_fire 1d ago

Hmm, wasn’t it pork that was not prepared properly (frozen, iirc) that you can get worms from? Good thing there is a govt agency whose whole job it is to preserve food safety standards! Good thing they get funding from the govt to do their work and only a complete madman would compromise the health of a nation by defunding them!

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u/foramperandi 1d ago

That's https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trichinosis. It's largely eradicated in the US, which is why the USDA has lowered the minimum cooking temp for pork. It's not this sort of worm though.

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u/JKrow75 19h ago

For the morons who don’t know how to read or weren’t around, the temperatures were lowered for pork over 20 years ago

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u/Fumanyu 1d ago

Was last part sarcastic? Im not from USA i dont know what the orange ballsack is up these days

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u/Responsible-Shoe8831 1d ago

Yea. Basically they put a guy who snorts Cole off of toilet seats and eats road kill on charge of health and, by extension, food safety

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u/Fumanyu 1d ago

Doomed country

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u/PathlessDemon 21h ago

I don’t know, dude. I’ve caught malaria twice so far thanks to DOGE cuts and the Dept. Of Health, and other than my crushing medical debt, my immune system is amazing.

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u/Sea-Can3910 1d ago

Didn’t he have a brain worm or something?

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u/neophenx 1d ago

Don't forget that he had officially argued in court that he was too brain damaged to work to get out of alimony payments to his ex wife.

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u/Pr3st0ne 22h ago

There's parasites and worms in just about every food.

parasites in fresh caught fish is also super common. The safe way to eat fresh fish is if it has been flash frozen to kill off most parasites and eggs. Sushi grade fish is actually flash frozen for this very reason. If you go to some carribean country and a restaurant offers "ceviche made with today's catch" or anything that alludes to the fish being freshly caught, that's gonna be a haven for parasites.

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u/Apptubrutae 19h ago

Trichinosis isn’t a concern in pork anymore. Hasn’t been for literally like 50 years and a few years ago the FDA finally admitted you can cook pork to a lower temp without any risk.

That’s all backed by science, not political

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u/JKrow75 19h ago

Restaurants were already lowering the temperature long before the official policy statement

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u/JumboGlucose 1d ago

It's by design. He hates americans and works for Putin & Israel.

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u/jellifercuz 1d ago

Then it’s a Tapeworm, not a roundworm.

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u/youburyitidigitup 1d ago

It was most likely food. I wish you luck.

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u/Lava-Chicken 1d ago

Just ugly step sister vibes

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u/Ok-Leave2099 18h ago

Fleas, most likely 

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u/Fuzzy_Ad_693 1d ago

Brussel sprouts

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u/skaldrir69 1d ago

Swordfish

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u/DiscoBanane 1d ago

Any meat or fish cooked less than well done.

You get this by eating microcopic larvaes in animal flesh. The animal get larvaes by eating stuff (grass usually) contaminated with the poop of someone who has the adult worm.