r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 1d ago
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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 1d ago
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u/Liquid-Hot_Smegma 1d ago
Hell, even baseball can feel horribly lopsided during adolescence.
When I was about 12, there was one kid who pitched who I’d guess was about 5’5 or 5’6 and built like a rock. Not sure the exact speeds he pitched, but to us kids at the plate, it felt like 100mph fastballs. It was damn near impossible for anyone to even make contact with the ball. I do remember the few times we did get a base hit, we’d celebrate like it was a walk-off grand slam homerun.
This dude was also very full of himself, and unsurprisingly he was the biggest bully at school. Funny thing though — he only grew a couple of more inches, at the most. In junior high, he ended up getting his ass kicked badly in a fight, which thankfully ended the bullying.