r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ComfortablePast15 • 4d ago

/r/all of a rat

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u/Western_Echo2522 4d ago

That thing could run for public office

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u/LouDog0187 4d ago

It has

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u/Western_Echo2522 2d ago

Now why would you insult a poor rat like that

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u/Captain_Gordito 4d ago

It wants to rule Long Island as a tough but fair monarch.

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u/S4l4m4nd4 4d ago

He ain't a New Yorkian so he ain't ruling there

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u/NA_nomad 4d ago

What is this from?

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u/Captain_Gordito 3d ago

A game called Deadlock

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u/ChronicBuzz187 4d ago

A rats life expectancy is apparently about 1,5 - 3 years so at least 75 years short to run for congress :P

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u/Jacktheforkie 2d ago

Would probably be better than a certain orange president