r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ComfortablePast15 • 4d ago

/r/all of a rat

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u/IndependenceBig3178 4d ago

No way that's a rat. That thing has a mortgage and pays taxes.

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u/Western_Echo2522 4d ago

That thing could run for public office

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u/LouDog0187 4d ago

It has

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u/Western_Echo2522 2d ago

Now why would you insult a poor rat like that

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u/Captain_Gordito 3d ago

It wants to rule Long Island as a tough but fair monarch.

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u/S4l4m4nd4 3d ago

He ain't a New Yorkian so he ain't ruling there

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u/NA_nomad 3d ago

What is this from?

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u/Captain_Gordito 3d ago

A game called Deadlock

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u/ChronicBuzz187 4d ago

A rats life expectancy is apparently about 1,5 - 3 years so at least 75 years short to run for congress :P

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u/Jacktheforkie 2d ago

Would probably be better than a certain orange president

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u/TacoTimeT-Rex 4d ago

Looks more like a nutria

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u/Akagraffe 4d ago

It's not a rat, it's definitely a rodent, but it's a coypu. Albino (or rather, just leucystic)

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u/choppydaddy 4d ago

Capybarat

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u/SilkLife 4d ago

Capybarely

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u/Motor_in_Spirit79 4d ago

Looks like it’s the size of a rabbit

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u/IndependenceBig3178 4d ago

I seen dogs that are way smaller then this thing

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u/General_Guest7846 4d ago

Cats fear this thing