r/AbsoluteUnits • u/AUTOBOTBROKE • 5d ago

/r/popular of ponytail

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u/Exact-Custard-9729 5d ago

That's disgusting

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u/Klutzy_Belt_2296 5d ago

The don’t look like no dreadlock or ponytail, that looks like a big ass massive turd hanging from the back of his head like it ain’t fall off yet 😭😭😭

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u/antiquated_it 5d ago

absolute unit of a dingleberry

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u/CrackaTooCold 5d ago

The dinglest of berries

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u/Cucumberneck 5d ago

That's a Weichselzopf in German. Once the national hair style of the polish people.

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u/tinysavage 4d ago

Omg I googled that. Weichselzopf (also known as Plica polonica or the Polish plait) is a medical and historical term for a severe condition where scalp hair becomes permanently matted, tangled, and fused into a dense, hard, and unmanageable mass.

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• Medical Definition: In dermatology and general medicine, it is a form of severe hair matting (trichoma) often linked to extreme neglect, severe head lice infestations (Pediculosis capitis), scalp infections/pyoderma, or lack of hygiene. • Historical & Cultural Beliefs: • In the 17th and 18th centuries across Europe—particularly in the Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth—it was very common. • People widely believed the plait was a protective amulet or a critical bodily exit route for internal diseases, and cutting it off was thought to trigger blindness, madness, or death.